Owari No Seraph-Ichinose Guren, 16-sai no Catastrophe Volume 5 & 6

Chapter 5 (Part 1)

The helicopter crash landed among the mountains of Kyoto, descending the mountain took a few hours.

"......"

Guren and his team stopped once to rest. Toilet break. Perhaps if they continue descending the mountain like this, a convenient store could be located somewhere near. But they did not enter.

Because there were CCTVs in the convenient store.

Therefore, although it was not the correct thing to do, the team of six decided to answer the call of nature outside.

The girls scooted to an area slightly further away.

Guren and the other guys put down their luggage and found a spot under a tree.

As they made their way there, Goshi said.

"Three guys going to relieve themselves, it's got to be that right? Competing to see who can shoot the furthest or something like that?"

Shinya looked annoyed as he answered.

"What is that. Is there even a culture like that?"

"Eh, Shinya-sama's side does not have this?"

"Of course not. I have never had friends that close. How about you Goshi? Aren't you born into the Goshi House?"

"Ya-, even though that is the case, there is still, more or less, something like that. Once in a while, when I was still an elementary school kid, I'll do this. Just an like an idiot."

"A contest seeing who can shoot his pee further?"

"Yeah."

"Eh-, what's so fun about stuff like that? Can't tell what's so fun about it. What are you guys even competing for?"

"Even though you like making fun of the game of elementary school students, you are..... that one right? Exerting force right?"

"Ha? Ah~, no wonder. Exert force........exert force then. What an idiot...."

Goshi laughed.

"But it was, surprisingly, quite fun. It is just like kicking your shoes off when you are on a swing." (note: Goshi, I do not see the similarity)

"Ah~! That one. That one played by the bastard with many friends. Goshi has rather considerable number of friends."

Goshi gave a slight frown at that.

"Well....Because my excellent brother is the only one being praised. Therefore, our relationship improved when we mildly rebelled by slacking off a bit during training."

"After that, you guys had daily peeing competitions?"

"Occasionally we'll do it on the roof of the public toilets in the parks."

"Uwah, really naughty elementary school kids. If there is a toilet, then go in to do it."

"Hahaha."

After that, Goshi turned towards Guren.

"Oi Guren. How is it at your side?"

In response to this question, Guren replied.

"Is that, something you should ask now?"

Shinya laughed.

"Haha, even if you don't say it now, this is not something we'll talk about normally."

Goshi replied.

"But are we going to pee standing up? Then there's no helping that we'll compete to see who exerts more force. Ah! Or is it because of that? Guren, you, are not confident enough to let others see your 'thing'. Come on- let us see it-"

Guren frowned, his mouth opening and closing as if he was about to say something. However, it was too troublesome to argue with him. So, he ended the conversation with one sentence.

"If you want to see it then be my guest." (note: OMG GUREN XD)

"Eh, don't show me, so lecherous."