There comes a time in every writer's life where he/she looks upon his/her work and thinks to themselves, "what the fuck did I just write"
this is one of those times
seriously why the fuck did i write this
please set up a gofundme so I can defend myself when Blizzard sues me
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"I cannot bear to see such destruction." Zenyatta said quietly to himself.
Zenyatta had traveled to Australia for the first time. He had heard of the horrors and misfortune that befell the island continent. The radiation that came as a result of the destroyed omniums drastically altered life in the Outback for years to come. And like rabbits turning into jackals, the once peaceful people of Australia were turned into savages. Among the most prominent of these savages were the Junkers, who had formed a vicious, unforgiving society out of what was left of their home. Genji had warned Zenyatta of the dangers that came with traveling to such a place. Zenyatta disregarded Genji's warnings and traveled to Australia anyway, as anyone who plays Overwatch often knows; Zenyatta is a healer, but is more than capable of defending himself. Upon arriving at Junkertown, we was greeted by a tall, slim man with spiky, burned hair.
"An omnic, eh?" he said with a sharp Australian drawl. "You dipsticks make my burnt skin crawl."
"Perhaps if you would come to peace with us omnics-" Zenyatta's peaceful words were interrupt.
"Peace with you? You're dumber than I thought!" he said...well, yelled. Zenyatta was taken aback by the man's loud and aggressive speech.
"What's going on?" a low voice said. Zenyatta looked behind Junkrat and saw a large, fat man with some sort of gas mask over his face. Junkrat looked behind him angrily.
"None of your business, Mako!" he yelled, before turning back to Zenyatta. The omnic could not stop staring at the large man.
"What? Like what ya see, mate?" Junkrat said slyly. Zenyatta did not respond.
"Hey, I'm talking to y-" Junkrat's words were cut off by a swift kick to the face, knocking him out. Zenyatta chuckled at how easily Junkrat was knocked out of consciousness. He floated to where Roadhog was.
"Greetings." Zenyatta said. Roadhog was sitting down, his head looking down. He merely grunted in response.
"What appears to be the matter?" Zenyatta asked calmly. Again, Roadhog did not respond. Zenyatta's metal hand reached over to Roadhog's face, and he began lightly caressing it.
"Come with me, my child." Zenyatta said. Roadhog hesitated before standing up. He led him into a small shack. Roadhog turned and looked back, wondering what was going on. Before he knew it, Zenyatta shot one of his orbs directly at Roadhog's chest, knocking him over. Roadhog let out a cry of pain before landing on the ground with a thud. Zenyatta knelt down beside Roadhog and began running his hands down his torso, making him blush intensely.
"There is chaos within you." Zenyatta said calmly. "Embrace tranquility, my child." Zenyatta began to slowly disrobe Roadhog with his steel omnic hands. Roadhog began to resist, but the omnic monk's desire for pleasure could not be deterred. Zenyatta slowly rubbed circles into Roadhog's fat stomach, making him grunt in pleasure. Zenyatta chuckled slightly as his hands reached Roadhog's hook. Not the hook he pulls people in with; rather, his...other hook.
"The iris embraces you." Zenyatta said slyly. Roadhog began to sit up, before Zenyatta landed a swift kick to his chest, knocking him over. Zenyatta slid his hands under Roadhog's back, slowly rolling him over. Roadhog was too dazed from the swift, powerful kick to resist. Suddenly, Zenyatta's orbs began to float into the air, before they all floated next to each other in a straight line. Zenyatta held Roadhog down with his hands on his back, as the orbs floated closer and closer to Roadhog's ass. Slowly, the orbs began to insert themselves. Roadhog let out a cry of pain.
"Pain is an excellent teacher." Zenyatta said. Roadhog began to fight back, before he received an orb of discord, weakening him. Roadhog felt his strength dwindle; there was no fighting back now. One by one, the orbs inserted themselves. Roadhog moaned, a combination of pain and pleasure. Once all of the orbs were inserted, Roadhog began silently weeping.
"Let the iris flow through you, my child." Zenyatta said. Suddenly, the door swung open. Junkrat walked in, rubbing his head from Zenyatta's previous attack.
"What's going on-" Junkrat was silenced with one of Zenyatta's orbs, which had hit him directly between the eyes. Zenyatta chuckled to himself, before running his cold, steel hands down towards Roadhog's hook. He began running his hands up and down, stroking his hook gently. At the same time, Zenyatta's orbs began to slowly pull out of Roadhog's asshole. The combination of Zenyatta's hook massage and the feeling of his orbs exiting his hole made Roadhog let out a moan of both pleasure and pain. He continued the same stroking motion for a few minutes.
"Repetition is the path to mastery." Zenyatta said to himself. At this point, Roadhog did not fight back. He fully submitted himself to Zenyatta's dominance. Roadhog felt his hook reach climax, and Zenyatta could easily tell by his moans, which grew louder and louder.
"I'm goin' hog wild!" Roadhog yelled. Zenyatta began to stroke faster; eventually, Roadhog couldn't hold back any longer. Roadhog's love juices drenched Zenyatta from head to toe.
"The cycle begins anew." Zenyatta said to himself. Roadhog laid down on the ground, still taking in everything that had happened. Zenyatta chuckled to himself, before floating out of the shack. "Hopefully I don't rust." Zenyatta thought to himself whilst staring at his drenched body. Zenyatta had found true harmony in the Outback, a land once thought to be ruled by savages. But with enough passion and determination, even the most violent of souls can be calmed by the iris' embrace.
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