this was suggested by AFatLlama
this is all your fucking fault
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Yet another boring, dull day at Watchpoint: Gibraltar. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and the sounds of the waves hitting the rocks could faintly be heard. For Lena "Tracer" Oxton, this was a sign that activity at the Watchpoint had ceased almost completely. Most days, there was always something to do or something going on, but today was not one of those days.
"Wwwiiinnnssstttooonnn!" Tracer said in a drawn out fashion, not unlike a young child. She strolled into Winston's laboratory, hoping to find the gorilla scientist. Instead, she found that his lab was unoccupied.
"Where's Winston?" Tracer said to herself.
"Winston left." Athena said in response. "I do not know when he will return." Tracer looked around Winston's lab, touching and poking everything out of curiosity. The lab was littered with all sorts of technology that Tracer couldn't even fathom. For the most part, everything was passed over. That is, until she reached Winston's desk. She rummaged through all of his drawers, making a mess of his personal items. She reached into the bottom drawer and found a jar of peanut butter. She began to open the jar.
"I hope Winston doesn't mind if I..." Her sentence was cut short after her eyes rested on the opened jar. She found a large hole in the middle of the otherwise untouched peanut butter that reached all the way to the bottom of the jar. Tracer's innocent mind simply assumed that Winston had very odd eating habits, but Athena knew otherwise.
"I'd...put that away, if I were you." Athena said. Tracer gave her an odd look, before eventually complying and putting away the jar. Tracer let out another sigh of boredom, before a peculiar yellow object grabbed her attention.
"Winston's banana..." she said quietly to herself. She grabbed it and observed it.
"I would not recommend eating that." Athena said. "Winston would not be very happy with you." Tracer remained silent, until a sly grin slowly made it's way onto her face.
"Who said I was going to eat it?" Tracer said. Athena did not know what she meant by that, until she slowly began disrobing. Athena did not have a face, but if she did, it would be a face of pure horror and disgust. Tracer took the banana and slowly inserted it into herself, letting out a loud moan. She slowly pulled it out and inserted it again.
"Wha...what are you..." Athena's confused and horrified words were drowned out by Tracer's loud moans. The process continued for some time, with Athena watching in absolute disgust. Over time, she only got faster. Eventually, she couldn't hold back any longer, and she let out a loud moan as she climaxed. She let out a content sigh.
"Tracer! I've made a modification to your-" Winston's excited words were cut off at the sight of his banana firmly inserted in a place it really shouldn't be. He also found McCree and Genji standing in a corner with cheeky grins. Tracer's face immediately went red. Coincidentally, so did Winston's.
"Is...is that my banana..." Winston said, refusing to believe his eyes. He even removed his glasses, as he was in extreme disbelief.
"Oi, Winston...I-I can explain, love!" Tracer said. Winston's eyes began glowing.
"That's not where my banana belongs." Winston said through gritted teeth. "But I can show you where my fist belongs." Tracer immediately blinked to a different part of the lab. Winston let out a loud roar and began to chase her. McCree chuckled at the scene.
"He's goin' bananas." he muttered to himself.
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...and Defto immediately deleted his Wattpad account for not only writing this, but ending it with a line like that
if you don't appreciate this AFatLlama, I will insert a banana into your dickhole
i'll be updating Below Zero, then it's back to god awful fanfics (there's a pattern, if you can't tell)
