Helpless (LAMS)

Chapter 6: Say No to This

NOT EDITED!! sorry I'm lazy...

*I hope you know these artworks don't belong to me
Also, this art is still Lams not Laurens x Lafayette. Its John gushing about Alex to Lafayette.

These chapter are really boring ik, but I enjoy writing them. Feel free to give me ideas for later chapters!
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John's POV

Oh no you don't, bitch

"Oops, I'll get a towel to clean that up!" The whore says seductively. Now thinking about it, she looks like Peggy. It wasn't Peggy because she was gay and didn't have a job. Also, I'm pretty sure she 'shipped' Alex and I.

Oh look, the slut's back...

"Sorry about that. Let me get that for you," she says reaching down and starts rubbing Alex's crotch. Alex's face is really red. I decide to stop it.
"Ahem. Get back to work, I'll take care of it," grabbing the towel out of her hands. She glares at me and walks away to a man with a grin on his face. Suspicious, but I quickly ignore it.

Finally, she's gone.

"Take care of it?" Herc asks and has smirk on his face. I hum a "mhm" in response. Laf squeals really loudly, again. Sometimes, Laf has to chill out.
"I'm sorry, you're being a disturbance. I'm asking you to leave the premises." A man, probably the manager, prominently states.
Before Alex could protest, I grab him by the hand and drag him outside. Laf and Herc following behind after they pay.
"That manager really had the audacity to kick us out!" Alex clenches his teeth in anger while speaking. He could've just said 'nerve,' but I'm not complaining. The longer words he says, the more he speaks
"Alex, calm down. We're fine, it didn't ruin anything," I pause and think of something to make him blush and smile, "Now let's get you cleaned up." I look at his crotch, making sure he notices.
Oh and was I right. He had a face redder than blood.
He drops something out of his pocket and didn't seem to notice. I pick it up and stare at it and read what it had to say.

Call me!
[Enter phone number here]
Maybe we could do something fun later, if you know what I mean. ;)

I quickly tear it up and throw it into a nearby trashcan. I'm about to turn back and slap that bitch. I'm not anyone take my Alexander.
"You're obsessed with him, Mon Ami." I quickly turn to him, the one and only french fry, and wait until Alex and Herc walked a little bit ahead.
"Excuse me?" I say questionably.
"Am I speaking in French? You're. Obsessed. With. Alexander."
I mean yeah I like, but am I obsessed over him. I would do anything for him.
"Whaaaat? Pssh, that's silly! We haven't even know each other that well." I lie quickly. I know a lot about him, but he didn't know a lot about me. Huh.
"Keep saying that to yourself." He says walking up to Herc and whispers in his ear. I know he's talking about me. Herc looks and sees that I'm looking. He quickly turns back and Laf starts squealing as Herc holds a thumbs up and smiles. I can only guess what they were talking about. It's never a good sign when Laf is squealing and Herc is agreeing with him.
"You guys want to go to the park?" Jerk says happily. Oh? Did I say 'Jerk' I meant 'Herc.'
Before I could speak, Alex interrupts.
"Of course!"
"If Alex is going, I'm going." I say excitedly.
"Then, that settles it!" Laf replies. More time with Alex is the best.

Lafayette's POV (didn't expect this did 'ya?)

John has been acting quite strange lately. Orrr, maybe it's Alex messing with his mind. I need to talk to him!
"You're obsessed with him, Mon Ami." I say to him smugly. He stops and turns around. He stays there silent and then opens his mouth to speak.
"Excuse me?" He says a little bit annoyed. I know exactly what to say to annoy him.
"Am I speaking in French? You're. Obsessed. With. Alexander." I say smugly. He's so stupid, I can see right through freckle disguise.
"Whaaaat? Pssh, that's silly! We haven't even know each other that well." I know he's lying.
"Keep saying that to yourself."

I need to tell Herc. NOW!

I walk up to Herc and whisper in his ear.
"We should get Alex and John alone together. Do you have any ideas in mind?" I whisper.
"Mhm" He hums almost inaudible. I squeal and John face palms. Alex just looks confused. Herc puts his thumbs up and smiles brightly at me. I love that sm-. No! I have a girl friend, stop it! I mentally slap myself.
"You guys want to go to the park?" Herc breaks my thought, but I'm glad he did. Perfect idea. It looked like John was about to speak, but was cut off by Alexandre.
"Of course," Alex says happily.
"If Alex is going, I'm going." John says calmly.
"Then, that settles it!" I respond. Time for the next step,

Ditch them.

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Wowie, a really short chapter what a surprise!
Anyways, I need you to pay attention to all of the italics. It leads on to something that John is experiencing with Alex. Your hint is, it's actually named after a simulator. Let's see what people come up with...
Have a great day!

~HT
P.S.- if you disapprove of the changes, just tell me.
P.P.S.- look at the description of the book, I changed it a little bit... ;)

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