you: hi
unknown: are you cinderella? cause i see that dress coming off at midnight ;)
you: i-
in which a girl randomly texts a guy and gets a pick-up line as a reply
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okay so my friend got asked out by a guy a few weeks ago and they've been dating ever since. i've got nothing against that like i'm happy for her and all, but i just found out that the guy she's going out with is a fuckboy??
you:
i warned her about it just now and she straight up told me that 'i'm just jealous that she has a boyfriend and i don't, and that i should mind my own business and fuck off'
you:
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you:
wELL SORRY FOR GIVING A SHIT I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS WERE SUPPOSED TO DO BUT GUESS I WAS WRONG
you:
when she gets dumped tomorrow and calls me at 2am sobbing her eyeballs out i won't answer her call because i'm petty and salty
you:
sorry for the long ass rant i'm just mad that nobody ever listens to me and just assumes that whatever i'm saying is bullshit
daniel 💩:
well if it makes you feel better i'll listen to whatever you have to say from now on ;)
daniel 💩:
that's what friends are for, right?
you:
friends?
daniel 💩:
yeah, what's wrong? do you not want to be friends?
you:
nO it's not like that
you:
i'm just surprised that you're so nice
you:
i mean i guess it was my fault for assuming that you were a fuckboy right from the start
you:
i guess you're really not. sorry for that
daniel 😸:
no biggie :))
daniel 😸:
ah.. my friends are calling for me, let's talk later?
