fuck boy | kang daniel

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you:

status update: in the convenience store eating ramyun and feeling happy

daniel 😸:

i want ramyun too :((

daniel 😸:

ejeghh i'm so bored

daniel 😸:

where are you bby girl can i join you ;))

you:

nah bitch i'm embracing the single life i don't need a man

you:

i'm slurping on these noodles like how dahye's gonna slurp on the fuckboy's dick later

you:

oops forgot that she's supposed to be my friend

daniel 😸:

okay so i'm on this blind date because i'm actually single as fuck too

daniel 😸:

and the girl is so fucking annoying i feel like ripping my eyeballs out of their sockets

daniel 😸:

like i don't wanna be a dick and leave her in the middle of our date but that's exactly what i wanna do right now,,,

daniel 😸:

jesus fucking christ can she stop talking for ONE SECOND is it that hard to shut your mouth

you:

lMAOOO SHE SOUNDS LIKE DAHYE

you:

now you know the torture i was put through just now

you:

like she literally cannot shut up, it's like her life will END if she closes her mouth and stops talking

daniel 😸:

literally the same with this girl too

daniel 😸:

fucking hell i just wanna leave right now

daniel 😸:

can't i just go on a date with you instead ;))

you:

ya you're on a date with a girl why are you texting me these things

you:

focus on your date instead okay

you:

no matter how annoying she is lmao

you:

bye i'm gonna buy another bowl of ramyun

daniel 😸:

ugh okay fine ;(( bye bby girl