you: hi
unknown: are you cinderella? cause i see that dress coming off at midnight ;)
you: i-
in which a girl randomly texts a guy and gets a pick-up line as a reply
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and i know i should stop assuming that people are fuckboys but like
you:
no doubt he was a fuckboy, first glance and i'm like yep that's a fucking fuckboy right there
you:
and its so fucking annoying because my friend, the one who just got dumped by a fuckboy, literally wants to get into the new guy's pants like right now
you:
ughhhgahaggaggghhgghghhkms
you:
what did i do in my past life to deserve this
daniel 😸:
out of context but
daniel 😸:
was the new guy hot?
you:
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you:
listen if you want his number or his address or whatever i don't have it ok
daniel 😸:
no no i didn't mean it that way
daniel 😸:
i like girls
daniel 😸:
i was just curious youknowwhatimsayin
you:
uh sure i guess he was pretty attractive
you:
but i'm not into fuckboys lol all they got is a pretty face after all
you:
oH and guess what lmao
you:
his name is daniel too and he's from busan
you:
and my stupid friend kept squealing about how cute his accent is
you:
(whisper) it's not
daniel 😸:
damn what a coincidence
daniel 😸:
but you sure he's a fuckboy tho?? like 101% sure??
you:
mhm my fuckboy senses were ringing as soon as he stepped into the room
you:
like bitch i couldn't even listen to the teacher all i heard was DINGDINGDINGDINGDING
you:
he just got that face you know? like you wanna slap him but you he cute so you go like hmmmmmm do i really wanna slap him though i don't wanna damage that artwork
you:
tbh i have no idea what i just said but yeah
daniel 😸:
you really not gonna give him a chance? like maybe he's nice and not actually a fuckboy?
you:
scuse me do not doubt my fuckboy senses i won't go soft on him just because you two have the same names okay
you:
stupid dahye probably will though sigh that bitch never learns does she
daniel 😸:
hm okay
daniel 😸:
but just wondering, emphasise on just wondering, if he ends up not being a fuckboy will you give him a chance??
you:
eh i'm not sure, it's too soon for that. plus i'm pretty sure that he is a fuckboy and he better do something quick to prove that he ain't one if he really isn't because first impressions tend to stay inside my head for a long ass time
daniel 😸:
gotcha ;)
daniel:
shit was that too obvious i'm bad at these things godamnit
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you:
right, okay, so why did you have to give me a mini interrogation again??
you:
and please you have to stop making it so obvious, daniel, jfc
