| it's not a
hangover. it's
wine flu. |
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"But seriously
Dolce; what the
hell are you
doing here?"
"I'm here to suck
dicks and drink
Zimas!"
"Why are you in
a cabana on the
beach? Alone?"
"There was a guy here,
just before you came.
I gave him a blowjob
because I thought he
was a mermaid but
it turns out he just
had long hair and
eczema."
"Dolce, what's your
room number?"
"It's 666. And
don't call me
Dolce; call me
double d's.
... because I have
double d's."
"I got it. I'm
not calling you
that."
-
| is fuck off an
emotion because I
feel it in my soul. |
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Dolce & Cabanas | (Discontinued)
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