| goest &
fucketh thy
self. |
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"Abel! Able. Ableham
Lincoln. My man! My
wingman. Did we fuck?
I think we fucked."
"Dolce, what are you
doing here? Are you
drunk?!"
"How did you know?
Are you a psychic? Did
I fuck a psychic?"
"I'm not a psychic.
But we did fuck."
"Good to know.
Hey, Abel?"
"Yes, Dolce?"
"There's a teeny
eenie weenie chance
you might have
Chlamydia."
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| 99% of socks are single
and you don't see them
crying about it. |
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Dolce & Cabanas | (Discontinued)
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