| cheers to pour
decisions. |
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"Let's play rock,
scissors, paper."
"No."
"Please? I'll give you
my room key."
"Fine. Rock, paper,
scissors, shoot."
"What the hell is that?"
"It's God. God beats
everything. I just wanna
thank Jesus Christ for
letting me be here
today, he's a real
MVP!"
"Okay, you won.
Now give me your
room key."
"Woah, moving a
little fast there,
Skippy."
"Dolce."
"Abelcrombie."
"Oh my God."
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| I'm outdoorsy in
the sense that I like to get
drunk on patios. |
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Dolce & Cabanas | (Discontinued)
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