Again, this is a 'ship' requested by my sister Annabeth, so I'm not allowed to refuse. And oh I wish I could refuse.
Poseidon and my mom. In a relationship.
Do I even have to explain why I don't ship it? I mean, I don't think I do, but I don't want to take any chances with Annabeth. She could always ground me from helping with capture the flag.
Anyways, the reasons I don't 'ship' it is because Athena is a maiden goddess, and she strongly dislikes Poseidon. And not to mention that their (favorite) demigod children are dating each other, which could lead to some awkwardness.
And because it's weird to ship your immortal mom with someone. And if you annoy her with the ship, she could drown you in olives or something. And I would prefer to not to disappear into a pile of olives for the rest of eternity, thank you very much.
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Malcolm's Opinion On Relationships
RandomEveryone seems to have one of these books, so I jumped on the bandwagon. Enjoy? Also, from what I've gathered, the term 'ship' refers to a relationship. I see how the whole 'ship' thing could make things easier, but I still prefer the term relation...
