Actually The Right Number

25 || papi pooper

xena 📞 dawson

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"Hello? Peppy?"

"Heyaaaaaa Creamyyy, whachadoinnn'?"

"Xena, are you drunk?"

"Whattttt? Nahhhhh, just a little tipsyy."

"Heyyy! Knock knockie?"

"Peppy, there's no time for jokes, where are you?"

"Come onnn! Just oneeeee!"

"Peppy..."

"Creamy..."

"..."

"..."

"Alright, fine. Who's there?"

"Daisyyy."

*giggles*

"Daisy who?"

"DAISEYYY ME ROLLIN', THEY HATIN'!"

*soft chuckling*

"Good one, drunk Peppy, but seriously, where are you? I need to pick you up."

"Awe, don't be such a papi pooper-"

"Papi pooper?"

"Yeahh! A papi pooper, don be dat! One moreeee knockie!"

"Peppy, one more and you'll tell me where you are, deal?"

"Dealllll to the moon and frontttt!"

"Okay, bring it on."

"Okie, knock knockie?"

"Who's there?"

"Achhhhhh."

"Huh?"

"You're suppose to sayyy ach whoooo!"

"God bless you, sweetie."

*blushes*

"Noooo! I was suppose to sayyyyy God bless you! You papi pooper!"

*soft chuckling*

"Now Peppy. Tell me where you are? Are you okay? Are you alone? Is Sara with you? I'll come pick you up right now."

"Woahhh, chill with the q's, Creamy! Yeahhh, I'm aloneee in the streets, having funnnnn, Sara's with fammm."

*constant giggling*

"You're in the middle of the streets?! Where are you?!"

"Nahh, I'm a-okay! I'm just talking to the guy I like and wandering around the streeties, I dunno, jimmy street?"

"You like m-"

*screams*

*car honking*

*CRASH*

"XENA!"

"Oh my gosh! HELP! CALL 911!"

"Shït-"

*starts running*

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Guys, don't kill me please.
Well, yeah, I thought my story was kinda boring
so I decided to add a little plot twist, and yup,
this chapter is not one of my favorites at all, because.
But the jokes are cool.
I'm sorry for not updating in a while,
school started and I'm already stressed.
SUMMER, COME BACK!
And I had writer's block, but hopefully I'll continue
trying to update daily!
And the knock knock jokes was inspired, oh,
and just to let you guys know, some of the jokes
in the chapters are either from the internet
or made by me so yup!
And the ending of the chapter was inspired.

Reader: if you say inspired one more time, I swear-

Moi: *starts running* *faint shout* SORRY!

L O L

Thank you also for over 3,000 reads and over 340 votes!
Thank you so much, people! And we're at #49 in short story.
How is that even possible?! I didn't expect this book
to be bigger than the other book/s I've published but damn,
thank you so much for your support!
Shoutout to the wonderful readers who took
their precious time to vote, comment and read my book.
Oh, and do you guys want a character q n a?
I saw other amazing writers do this and it seemed fun!
Lemme know!
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