Descendants Lyric Pranks

Chillin' Like a Villain

Characters: Ben/Mal
Song: "Chillin' Like a Villain" from Descendants 2
Requested by: Me (the author)
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Ben: Hey Mal
Mal: Hey
Ben: Can I tell you something?
Mal: You can tell me anything
(Song starts)
Ben: Let me tell you something you can really trust
Mal: Ok......
Ben: Everybody's got a wicked side
Mal: True, but this doesn't sound like you........
Ben: I know you think that you can never be like us
Mal: Like who? Auradon people? Because sometimes I do feel that way.
Ben: Watch and learn, so you can get it right
Mal: So, you're saying you're going to teach me?
Ben: You need to drag your feet
Mal: Uhhhhhhh
Ben: You need to nod your head
Mal: Doesn't everybody do that?
Ben: You need to lean back
Mal: You mean relax? Chill?
Ben: Slip through the cracks
Mal: Why?
Ben: You need to not care
Mal: Again, why? Because I do care.
Ben: Uh, you need to not stare
Mal: Well, that's kind of rude. And, I know, I'm trying to stop, but staring is one of my things!
Ben: You need a whole lot of help
Mal: Will you help me?
Ben: You need to not be yourself
Mal: Why? I thought I could be myself in Auradon now, and that you would love me for it.
Ben: You wanna be cool?
Mal: I am cool
Ben: Let me show you how
Mal: Uhhhhh, ok......let's see how you do
Ben: Need to break the rules, I can show you how
Mal: What?! Why?! Ben, are you ok?
Ben: And once you catch this feeling
Mal: What feeling?
Ben: Yeah once you catch this feeling
Mal: ?
Ben: You'll be chillin', chillin', ohhhh
Mal: Uhhhhh
Ben: Chillin' like a villain
Mal: Why?! I'm good now, and you always have been!
Ben: Chillin', Chillin' like a villain
Mal: Ben, seriously are you ok?
Ben: Chillin', Chillin' like a villain
Mal: Why are you repeating yourself?
Ben: Chillin' like
Mal: A villain?
Ben: Chillin' like
Mal: Again, why are you repeating yourself?
Ben: A villain
Mal: Yeah...I got that
Ben: You draw attention when you act like that
Mal: Act like what?
Ben: Let me teach you how to disappear
Mal: Uhh...I already know, and how do you know?
Ben: You look like you would lose a fight to an alley cat
Mal: Excuse me, Florian? I'm tougher than I look. You and I and everyone else all know that.
Ben: You gotta be wrong to get it right 'round here
Mal: Why? That sounds more like an Isle thing.
Ben: Raow. 🐱
Mal: Uh, are you mocking me about the alley cat thing?
Ben: You need to watch your back
Mal: Why?
Ben: You need to creep around
Mal: Why?
Ben: You need to slide real smooth
Mal: Tell me why I need to do these things
Ben: Don't make a sound
Mal: Are you telling me to go undercover and be a spy or something?
Ben: And if you want it, take it
Mal: Take what?
Ben: And if you can't take it, break it
Mal: Why?
Ben: If you care about your health
Mal: I do
Ben: Seriously you need to not be yourself
Mal: Seriously, Ben, that's hurtful. Why are you acting this way?
Ben: You wanna be cool?
Mal: I told you, I am cool
Ben: Let me show you how
Mal: I thought you already did
Ben: Need to break the rules, I can show you how
Mal: Ben! Seriously! What's going on with you?!
Ben: I can show you how
Mal: Ben, you already tried, tell me what's going on.
Ben: And once you catch this feeling
Mal: I don't want to
Ben: Yeah once you catch this feeling
Mal: I said I don't want to
Ben: You'll be chillin' chillin' ohhhh
Mal: Ben, stop. Tell me what's going on.
Ben: Chillin' like a villain
Mal: Ben.
Ben: Chillin' Chillin' like a villain
Mal: I think I get the idea
Ben: Chillin', chillin' like
Mal: A villain? Ben, please stop. And talk to me about what's going on.
Ben: I really wanna be bad a lot
Mal: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH BEN?! 😡
Ben: And I'm giving it my best shot
Mal: Well, right now, you're succeeding
Ben: But it's hard being what I'm not
Mal: I can relate
Ben: Well, if I don't, I'm gonna get us caught
Mal: Get who caught? Is this Ben?
Ben: I'm right, we gotta stay low key
Mal: Why?
Ben: Now let me show you how bad I can be
Mal: ?
Ben: Like this? 😈Like this? 😈😈😈
Mal: *gasps* Somewhat. You used the emoji......
Ben: Yea yea yea yea yea yea!!
Mal: Uhhh...ok...weird...
Ben: Oh yeah, I think I got this
Mal: Got what?
Ben: Let's go, I'm ready to rock this
Mal: Go where and rock what?
Ben: And I ain't gonna thank you for your help
Mal: Well that's kinda rude
Ben: I think I found the worst in myself
Mal: Seriously Ben, what has gotten into you?!
Ben: You wanna be cool?
Mal: I already said multiple times, I am cool
Ben: Let me show you how
Mal: I said you already did
Ben: Need to break the rules
Mal: For the millionth time, why?!
Ben: I can show you how
Mal: I said you already did!
Ben: And once you catch this feeling
Mal: I don't want to
Ben: Yeah once you catch this feeling
Mal: I said I don't want to
Ben: You'll be chillin' chillin' ohhhh
Mal: Like a villain?
Ben: Chillin' like a villain
Mal: Ben, please stop
Ben: Chillin' chillin' like a villain
Mal: I said stop
Ben: Chillin' chillin' like a villain
Mal: Please stop
Ben: Chillin' chillin' like a villain
Mal: Seriously, Ben stop repeating yourself
Ben: Chillin' Hey! Chillin' like a villain
Mal: I'm not responding
Ben: No! Mal! I'm done!
Mal: Done with what?
Ben: Mal...this was a prank.
Mal: It was?
Ben: Yes. I used the lyrics from the song, "Chillin' like a Villain", that me, Evie, Carlos, and Jay sang when we first got to the Isle.
Mal: Ohhh. Ok. I see. You scared me though.
Ben: Ik, I'm sorry. :( Soooo, we good?
Mal: Yeah, we're good :)

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