A Letter to the Editor

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Dear K.R.,

I have very little intent to advise the Master Bringer regarding the true nature of the fountain pen, but this seems to be more of the pseudo-Sulukridger's cup of tea anyway, regarding the way in which you plan to develop his character. Well, he could've been even colder.

What I mean now is, as I have asked before, how do your fellow Cofontors respond to your plane-down treatment of them? The Evvyn Jowres must be in a frenzy, but only if the social period between you two begins to stir again. Otherwise, his nonchalance will continue not to impress me.

Additionally, I've heard about what occurred with the Breyer Bejir and her involvement with Hemingway. How in fumes of outrage she must be! All jokes aside, her campaign to rally more Observers was my best bet at convincing anyone, despite my doubt that it would happen at all. Finally, you need to make the Master Bringer come to Count and the Countess more frequently, and you need to begin reintroducing some of those "retro" friends of theirs, like the ill-adapted one who stepped on my glass of milk the other night. You should see what you are able to do when it comes to these issues, if I am incapable.

--Your faithful Ambassador, MOTH

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