100 Things that Fred and George cannot do at Hogwarts.

I WILL NOT ATTEMPT TO DO AN "UMBRIDGE" ON SNAPE.

"Why do I have to wear this?" says Fred as he attempts (emphasis on the attempts) to put on the pink robe. 

"Because you were born first." replied George.

"That's not a good reason." Fred said, as he finally put on the robe. "You're doing the next one."

"Fine. Now, come on, it's almost Potions." George said.

They had barely made it to Potions and thank Merlin, that Snape didn't deduct any points already because the twins were probably going to loose a lot of points.

Some snickered at Fred's attire, some were confused,  but Fred payed no attention to the remarks and stares and walked around the room with a clipboard.

Snape entered the room, and noticed Fred's attire. "10 points from Gryffindor, because you can't dress yourself properly. Ask your twin to help you next time and sit down in your seat." Then he started his very long lecture about Wolfsbane.

Some Slytherins giggled at the remark and Fred started studying some students.

"Excuse me, what do you think of Professor Snape?" asked Fred to a random student.

"He's an unfair, oily and greasy git that is a slimy snake.", He said, as Fred wrote it down on his clipboard.

He kept doing this until Snape came over and grabbed the clipboard out of his hand and threw it in the trash. "10 points from Gryffindor."

The final thing that had to be done. Fred squeaked his voice and said, "Hem, hem." and gave a little cough as well. The whole class and Snape turned and looked at him.

Fred asked , " It is true that you applied for Defense Against The Dark Arts and you were unsuccessful?" 

It finally clicked in Snape's head what Fred was doing all along. "20 points from Gryffindor and a week's detention for you Mr. Weasley."

The bell rang.

"Now, all of you get out. Mr. Weasley, I expect you here at 8 pm."

Disclaimer: I don't own the Harry Potter Series and/or its characters.

A/N: I am so sorry for not updating this story for a year. I promise that I will always update once a week every Sunday. I swear on the River Styx, (if you get the reference, I love you.)