100 Things that Fred and George cannot do at Hogwarts.

I Will Not Dye Malfoy's Hair, Red

A/N: I hope you enjoy. I'm sorry if the way to dye hair is incorrect. I have never dyed my hair nor know anyone who did. I tried to figure it out through the internet.

Fred moved quietly through the shadows of the hallway. His eyes was on the Marauders's Map and his hands are filled with cloth that carries a sleeping potion which will knock you out once you smell it.

Because of this, Fred is also covering his face with a jester mask. Where he had found it, is unknown.

He came to the entrance and had said the password. One of the little Slytherins had told Fred in exchange for a bag full of candy.

Fred entered in the common room, his shoulders tense. His shoulders instantly relaxed after he saw that there was no one in the room.

He climbed up the stairs and sneaked through the boys' dorm until he reaches the bed where Draco Malfoy is sleeping.

Soft snores spill through his lips and his face embodies the expression of calmness that it is rare to see when a person is awake.

Fred covers Malfoy's nose with the cloth. Malfoy takes in a deep breath of the potion embedded in the cloth and continues to sleep.

Then, Fred conjures up a stretcher and lays Malfoy on top of it. The stretcher follows Fred as he moves to the prefect's bathroom.

His hands grab the red bottle and work the red dye throughout Malfoy's hair. Malfoy has not tossed and turned once during the operation.

When the hair has dried, Fred transports Malfoy back to his bed and goes back to the Gryffindor dorm.

Fred smirks the whole way.

The next morning, Fred goes into the Great Hall with a big smile on his face and it grows even wider when Malfoy is complaining loudly to Professor Snape who looks ready to deck him for disturbing his breakfast.