What you say after getting your wisdom teeth out- Both

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Ethan:

- Hiya E-tee-wee-tee...... oh sorry you don't wike dat name.... daddy

- Was that a secret? Dat's ok... Gawayson can know

- I'm horny a bit...

- Shut up!!!!! i'm hungry

- I think I peed myself.... Yep I think that's pee

- I wanna dawg.. no a cat... *lies down on the floor* meeeewow!


Grayson:

- Gray, why do you have a tampon on your ear, man? Can I borrow it?

- WHERE IS THE PIZZZA!!!!!!!!?

- *starts crying* i'm really hungry

- I wanna go to bed with you gray

- *takes shirt off in the car with Ethan and Grayson in the front seats* Babe wha u think bout my new bra? Sheesh my boobs are small. WHAT U LAUGHING AT ETHAN?

- Your mom is really nice....

- I'm tired....

- Oops.... I farted.... You might wanna open the windows babe... I had taaacoo bell yesterday. 

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