So, I have this friend. Mostly 'innocent'. Not a really big fangirl, so of course we don't share the same dirty mind. ;D
She has this Calender in her room. Each day she rips off the next tiny sheet, and on the new sheet is a new day, schedule, etc. etc.
Best part: IT'S HARRY POTTER THEMED so of course we both gaze at each new picture each day.
Every time the picture on that day is Draco Malfoy, she'll send me a picture of him and I will freak out and scream, and want to have that picture, and send glaring emojis,....well you get the idea.
TODAY WAS DRACO MALFOY!
She sent the picture, I texted back that he's is mine and to stay away from him,... All the usual.
Here is where my dirty mind comes into play.
I sent: 'Gah! Omg I AM DYING! Mine!'
She sent: 'Well now he's mine because he's in my room'
Ahhhhhh.
She meant like, the calendar is in her room, but of course I was like, *holy water*
So I sent: 'OML that sounded wrong!!!! Why am I feeling.... Jealousy? Haha! But srsly that sounded wrong XD'
She sent back: 'What do you mean?'
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We must protect the few innocent minds left.
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