The Volcano Mother

Recently, my friend sent me two Facebook messages about her mother basically blowing up. Even though this was a very serious situation, I still laughed a little while reading this. It was quite entertaining to just read through it. Of course, I got the original writer's permission before I posted this. Here it is:

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ookokokokok [sic] so, I'm REALLY PISSED right now[.]

something [sic] happened this morning that I really need to RANT ABOUT[.]

So, my mom is doing her at home test for her job today, so she's is basically a nuclear bomb just waiting to go off[.]

Plus, she was already kind of pissed off at the fact that my brother was sick, AGAIN[,] today.

So, while I was playing piano, my aunt called, but there was something wrong with their phone, so we could hear HER, but she couldn't hear us. They called back like 15 times, so everyone thought that she must of had something really important to say.

My aunt called so many times that is even snagged the attention of my mother, and we tried to contact them through their cellphone, and it worked.

And guess want my aunt wanted SO BADLY to say?

"Happy Mother's Day!"

I just mentally facepalmed, because I knew what would be coming next[.]

My mother, totally BLEW HER FUCKING TOP AND BURIED THE CITY OF POMPEII IN ASH.

Summary of what my mother yelled at my aunt, "WE ARE NOT HAVING A HAPPY DAY[,] GODDAMMIT. WE'LL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN. WE'RE MISERABLE. WE'RE FUCKING DROWNING IN MISERY. YOU KNOW THAT BASTARD LAWRENCE WAS SICK AGAIN TODAY!!!!!! I'M BETTER OFF DEAD! I SHOULD JUST KILL OFF ALL THE FUCKING CHILDREN. FUCK THIS SHIT!"

So my mother hung up, but to make matters WORSE was the fact that my grandpa started fanning the fire, so to speak. He insisted that we give Alejandro [name changed for identity protection] some cough medicine, even when my mother refused over the over [sic] again[.]

So I was like, "FUCKING SHUT UP GRANDPA, DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING MAKE EVERYTHING DAMN WORSE."

And then something similar like [sic] the movie 2012 happened in my house, and of course was [sic] caused by my dear mother, the loose fucking CANNON[.]

People say I'M FUCKING CRAZY???!!! THEY WOULDN'T EVEN LAST A DAMN MINUTE IN MY HELL OF A HOME!!!!

And that is why, I'm very, very PISSED right now.

My ranting is done.

Good bye[.]