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Jeff The Killer: The Epic Cheesecake Battle

I do that one thing were you walk away from something then don't look back to the body of the girl we just killed. Of course, I also do it in slow mo.

"Sam, what the hell are you doing?"

"Huh? I am obviously walking I slow motion dramatically. Duh." I tell Jeff.

"Hurry yo ass up then miss slow mo." He snaps back. Sassily, I must add.

"Fine then." I reply.

When we get back to my place I throw everything down in a pile. I'm to lazy to pick anything up and my house is a mess.

"Jeeff!" I whine. "Make me some cheesecake!"

"You're spending way to much time with Masky." He mutters but drags his butt off the couch anyway.

When he gets the cake out of the fridge, I pick up a random plastic spoon. I smile devilishly as I scoop up a piece and pull back on it. I release it with a snap and send it flying into Jeff's face.

He widens his eyes and turns slowly. "I'm stealing Ben's catchphrase for a second. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT!" He says menacingly. He grabs a hunk of it and rubs it in my blond hair.

"Jeff, you asshole!" I say rubbing it out of my hair. What follows is an intense cheesecake fight, resulting in us being covered in sticky cake.

When no cake remains to thrown we fall on the couch, laughing so hard it hurt.

"You're lucky you're so cute or I would have kicked your ass!" He says. Hold up, what?

"What? Did I just hear those words exit that mouth if yours?"

"Maybe." He says looking at me. Jeff The mother trucking Killer liked me? Someone call Dr. Smiley, I'm having a fangirl attack over here!

"Seriously?" I ask. "Yeah, Sam I freaking do."

Holy mother of God. Can I get a holy shit? "Then get over and kiss me already, dammit!" I say.

He does and I think I just had a heart attack like holy crap.

"So we should go out now." I say to him.

"No duh, dumb ass!"