WARNING! NOSEBLEEDS AHEAD! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Jeff and Laughing Jack: Kisses And Candy Roses
"Ace could you just hurry yo ass up?!" Jeff yells at me. I was just taking my time killing people, but noo, Jeff has to rush me!
"Jeff, if you yell at me one more time, I'm going to cut your balls off!" I say, waving my knife around to make a point.
He jumps back with a terrified look on his face. "Damn!" He screeches. I smile darkly.
I look back at the guy I was killing. I bend down and stab him cleanly through the eye, then I stand back up. Jeff and I turn and walk away.
When we get back to the mansion, Jeff looks at me with a worried look on his face. "Wha-" I start to ask what's wrong, but he cuts me off by kissing me.
When he pulls away, he begins to speak, but then a flurry of black and white pushes him away. He stumbles to the side. Wtf?!
I look at the figure in front of me. It's Laughing Jack, with a rose made of candy wrappers. He's smiling. He pushes a strand of auburn hair away from my face, then whispers in my ear. "I love you, but Jeff just got to you first." Then he kisses my cheek. Shit, did I have to pick?!
I step back and shake my head to clear it. I loved them both. Jeff steps forward and grabs my hand. He looks into my green/yellow eyes, then says "We can just share." Did he mean what I thought he meant?
He picks me up bridal style and carries me to his room, with L.J right behind. Jeff drops me on the bed, then kisses me. L.J looks at me with a hungry look on his face. I gulp.
"Strip." He says. I sit up and take off my black shirt, then I take off my jeans. I look over at Jeff, who is already naked, somehow. "How was that going to fit?" I think to myself.
L.J crawls over to me and sits me on his lap. He kisses me deeply and slips his tongue in. While doing this, he reaches behind me and unclamps my bra. ( 😏 my pervy fans. I'm doing this for you!)
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(A/N) So uh... 😐 That was my first lemon so it probably not that good. I might put extended chapters of the lemons up but I don't know. Anyway bye for now my little vamps! Oh, and P.S, when I write my lemons, I listen to Animal by The Cab. (Oh the perviness)
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