So welcome back to this metal attack
With a human losing their soul tonight,
that's a fact!
They cannot scream,
they cannot hope or dream,
Tonight's proceedings
do not work like that!
Alphys: I'm so sorry!
Good doctor, do not be!
It's a chance of a lifetime
to get to see me!
Now sit down, little one,
this is going to be fun!
You'll be a star
and you'll burn like one!
Now let's see my name in lights, my dear
You'll wish you'd be up there with me
Hope you put up a good fight my dear
No one's stopped this celebrity!
Alphys: Please keep calm,
There's no cause for alarm.
He's a really sweet guy,
though he means you harm.
I've got style, I've got grace
Now get out of my face
For it won't be long before
You'll buy the farm!
Don't even try, I'm such a swell guy!
Alphys: I just don't think it's right
to make a little kid cry!
No one asked you Alphys
We're rolling, quiet please!
It's the role of a lifetime,
tonight they die!
Now please don't be afraid, my dear!
You're swell, you're fab, and I'm beauty
They'll throw me a huge parade, my dear.
Once machinery kicks your booty!
Alphys:(Spoken) Okay, okay,
just... calm down!
I made Mettaton,
I know how to work around him!
All you have to do is...
Ah-ah-ah doctor! No cheating!
(Sung) No, no, no, dear doctor
it's my show, and we can't have you
interfere!
Stick around, come and watch
tonight's show!
Same time, same channel, I'll be here
(Spoken) Come call me when you
want some actual dramatic tension!
Have a nice pilot! Goodbye!
