Video Game Rap Battles
Player 1: Super Mario
Player 2: Sonic the Hedgehog
FIGHT!
Let's a go!
Back to the dark age
Where a light shone forth
Stark in an arcade, embarking
To shape the video game industry
If there's one mascot to thank, it's a me
Let's watch clock out at mach speed
Running away from my hedgehog stomp spree
Notice how a flame throwin' pro bro spits
Bring a hell far greater than the one of '06
It's a great gaming race and you're getting lapped
How you claim to be fast when you're crap on the track?
I'mma burn you, bro, and when I'm through with you
The world will see your true colors: black and blue
I'm a proud plumber whose business thrives
Off the flushed out content your franchise provides
Don't push my big red buttons
Or you'll see soon
Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom
The blue blur's speeding 'round and storming your course
Screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of New York
You jump around underground the streets where I'm the king
But if you wanna win the princess the secret is rings!
You're trash from the past
You gotta go fast
With all my pals
We got the Dreamcast
While you're alone with a Toad and a cowardly bro
I stepped up the game because: You're Too Slow!
Now I'll show you at the speed of light
How to spin dash a fat cat
My lyrics will rise
I've been taking first place since my creation
I've been crushing fat men for GENERATIONS!
Your taxidermy tanooki
Can get you fly as raccoons
But you're just a subspecies who's high on shrooms (ha, ha, ha!)
Devour all your power ups, you'll still be beat
If you are what you eat then say hello to my feet
Mamma mia!
With this abuse, I'm gonna give Peta a real reason to sue
You live in my Shadow, brawling me is tabuu
Side scroll you to roadkill drive you into fast food!
SEGA would be nothing without its one trick rat
And his fan base more annoying than Big the Cat
You shoulda never faced the gaming godfather, son
'Cause-a Mario's always number 1
Mario's going missing
If that's the best that you got
Meanwhile I take 8 bites from Nintendo's melting pot
Spittin' chaos on the biggest sellout from Japan
Flatten this Goomba like paper so you better jump, man! (Ha!)
Dissed all your titles since they're all the same
I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic Games
But now I got you choking like you went down the wrong pipe
But that's what happens when you front the fastest thing alive!
Game Over!
Choose your character
Video Game Rap Battles
