Hell Is An Open Door - Ohmtoonz

Chapter Seventeen: Please Tell Me That's A Joke

♢♡Time Skip♡♢

♢♡Ryan♡♢

I roll over in Luke's arms with a happy sigh, nuzzling into his chest. Luke stirs and hums, pulling me closer. I giggle and kiss him gently, watching as his eyes flutter open. "Morning" He sighs blissfully, rubbing his eye. "Morning!" I smile, whining when Luke sits up.

"Nooo, come baaack" I complain, making grabby hands. Luke looks at the time and curses. "Fuck, I gotta go. Want some meds?" Luke asks, gesturing to my bottom half after I blush and remember last night. "Probably a good idea" I laugh nervously, deciding not to sit up.

Luke nods and jumps out of bed, slipping into the bathroom. Next thing I know a bottle of pills hits me in the head and I yelp. "You're horrible at catching!" Luke yells from the shower, making me laugh. I take two pills and sit up as the pain fades. "I know!" I call back, snickering as he comes out of the bathroom dripping wet with a towel around his waist.

"Jesus man, what are you in such a rush for?" I laugh, wincing as my stomach starts hurting so I take one more pill. "I'm meeting with some gods today, the God of War and the God of Death, they wanna send me some more demons to train" Luke rambles on about his demon business as I hum and watch him scramble.

"Have a good day!" Luke smiles, leaning over the bed to kiss my forehead before bolting out of the bedroom without a shirt. I burst out laughing when he marches back in, grabbing a random shirt and wrestling it over his head before leaving without a word.

It's been about a week or so since the whole incident. Luke's been really nice to me and he spends as much time with me as being a king allows. I've learned to stomach the more gruesome things (kinda) and I've made good friends with Mini and Tyler. I'm happy.

I grab clothes and get dressed when my stomach cramps again and I groan, wrapping one arm around my stomach and slapping my hand over my mouth. I run into the bathroom, emptying my guts into th toilet. I groan and whine when the feeling returns, throwing up a second time.

"Ryan?" Mini squeaks, pushing the door open. I wave to him as I puke a third time, but nothing comes up but bile and it makes me throat burn. Mini sighs and kneels next to me, patting my back until I finally stop dry heaving. "Are you okay?" He asks, helping me stand and letting me brush my teeth.

"I think so.. my stomach has been hurting all morning, that's all" I sigh, spitting into the sink. "We should probably go to the nurse, just in case" Mini suggests, smiling at me a little since he knows I'm going to object. "Fine" I huff, letting him take me back to the infirmary.

"Back again, Ryan?" Sydney smirks, saying hello to Mini as well. "Yeah yeah, I'm prone to hurting myself" I pout, sitting on one of the beds. "My stomach has been hurting like crazy all morning and my organs decided to come out my mouth" I sigh, laying back.

"What?! I'll call someone for surgery!" Sydney gasps as I start laughing. "It's an expression! No organs came out of my mouth" I calm myself down and Sydney snorts. "Fine, I'll do a routine check and if I find nothing I'll bust out the scanner" She huffs, lifting my shirt over my stomach.

She pokes and prods me for a bit before frowning, pulling up a funny looking machine. "I don't feel any bloating or stiffness, so I'm going to put some of this jelly on your stomach and use this little x-ray kinda thing to see what's going on inside" Sydney says before squirting something cold onto me and pushing a rod against my stomach.

I look at the ceiling and she moves the rod around, gasping a little. "What? What?" I ask, a little louder the second time. Mini's eyes narrow before widening and I look over at Sydney. "What's going on?!" I ask, looking at the machine screen and seeing nothing but blobs. Sydney looks over at me in disbelief. "Well Ryan, it looks like you're pregnant"

My eyes widen and I gulp. "Please tell me that's a joke"