Me: (finally gets hair into a perfect bun)
Hair: lol not today see that one tiny strand in your face it's gunna bug you all through class
Me: (ten minutes later) there it only took a hundred bobby pins and another can of hairspray to get it to stay
Hair: you gunna resist that scratch right under your bun
Me: totally I can handle a scratch
Hair: are you sure?
Me: yesssss-no (grabs another bobby pin and conveniently scratches spot)
Hair: are you sure that one bobby pin isn't puncturing your brain?
Hair: oh what's that you gunna do some turns well this bobby pin is going to fall right out and your going to slip on it
Me: (bends down and picks up bobby pin) not today I have out- (hair falls completely out)
Me: THATS IT I QUIT! I AM OFFICIALLY DONE
Me: (gets home and immediately starts to take out bun) DIE YOU
Hair I'm just gunna pretend you didn't take out that hair tie and look like I'm still up
Me: I am going to sleep I will deal with YOU in the morning
Hair: oh you know you can sleep with it down
Me: (throws into a low ponytail)
Hair: you know that's just as bad
Me: ugh (puts into high incredibly messy bun while still using five hair ties)
Hair: is that another bobby pin?
Me: (gets scissors)
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RandomThis is mostly Jazz, Tap, ballet, and contemporary related things. I dance at a small but rapidly growing studio and every one there is vary proud to be a part of it. My teacher started the studio at the end of 2016 and already has almost 150 stude...
