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One night a 16 year old girl and a 6 year old boy stayed the night at their moms one night. The girl invited her boyfriend over but he had to go through the window. The boy and girl had bunk beds. So the boyfriend goes in and gets on the top bunk. The boyfriend says, "K, we need to make ques. "Lettuce is slower and tomato is faster." "K." Said his girlfriend. All of a sudden they keep saying lettuce tomato lettuce tomato lettuce tomato then the 6 year old boy on the bottom bunk says, "Guys can you stop making sandwiches back there? because you're getting mayo all over me."

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