Disney gay ships

Larkle

Farkle: I'll have you know that I can bench press over six million and ninety-two nanograms.
Lucas: Farkle, that's less than two pounds.
Farkle: Sounded better the way I said it.
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Zay: Who's it gonna be? You got two great people. One follows the rules. One likes to break them.
Lucas: Yeah.
Zay: One very blonde. One very brunette.
Lucas: Yep.
Zay: You gotta choose, man.
Lucas: I know.
Zay: So? Who do you like better? Me or Farkle?
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Lucas: So, Farkle is the person I've been seeing recently.
Farkle: ... Why are you looking at me like I'm a zoo animal?
Riley: Well, Lucas sort of acts like the dad of the group, so emotionally, this is kind of like being told that you're our new mom.
Farkle: But you know it's nothing like that, right?
Maya: Absolutely. Do you cook macaroni?
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Zay: EVERYBODY KEEP IT GOING! EGGS BACON GRITS!
Everyone: SAUSAGE!
Lucas: I got a fat ass but I still take
Everyone: SAUSAGE!
Farkle: I got a flat ass but I still take
Everyone: SAUSAGE!
Maya: Wake up in the morning and I eat that
Everyone: SAUSAGE!
Smackle: White girl swag and Ima take your mans
Everyone: SAUSAGE!
Riley: Uhhhhhmmmmmhhhhm
Everyone: SAUSAGE!
Lucas: White and I'm thick but you know I take that
Everyone: SAUSAGE!
Zay: Yeah I read books but they all about
Everyone: SAUSAGE!
Everyone: SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUSAGE!
Farkle: I like girls but can I still take the sausage?
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Clingy Lucas
Farkle: I have to go to the bathroom I'll be right back
Lucas: *wraps arms around Farkle* no
Farkle: but I'll be back in like, 3 seconds
Lucas: *squeezes Farkle harder* stay and cuddle.
Farkle: I have to gO
Lucas: *holds on* hmph
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Farkle, yelling across the room: Mincus!
Lucas: Friar
Farkle: MINCUS.
Lucas: FRIAR!
Farkle: MINCUS!!
Lucas: FRIAR!!!
Riley: Wait. Why are they both shouting their own last names?
Maya: They're fighting over which one to use when they get married.
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Lucas: Farkle, come sit on my lap.
Farkle: Why?
Lucas: So we can talk about the first thing that pops up *winks*
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Farkle: If you see Lucas, send him this face.
Farkle: *stares blankly*
Farkle: He'll know what it means.
Riley: ...Okay.
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Riley: Farkle wanted me to give you a message.
Riley: *stares blankly*
Lucas: ...Ah, the neutral face of displeasure.
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Riley: If one of you had to pick one of the other guys to go out with, who would you pick?
Lucas: No way.
Zay: I'm not answering that.
Farkle: Lucas.
Everyone:
Farkle: ... No way, I'm not answering that!