game of thrones 》group chat

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bronn : i really love that film where it's a factory run by mr chocolate

jaime : charlie and the chocolate factory?

bronn : yeah

jon : MR CHOCOLATE, BRONN HES CALLED WILLY WONKA, ARE YOU SERIOUS

bronn : sorry

jon : that's okay

jaime : it's 1:30am, why are we talking about charlie and mr chocolate

jon : WILLY WONKA

bronn : why are you so angry

jaime : yeah, what's wrong with you

jon : I DONT KNOW IM COLD AND SAD SIZMALDSKONXXOJAndjjswkka

bronn : nice

jaime : do u mean, i c e

bronn : no, i mean nice

jaime : oh

bronn : jonathon, would u care for some healthy, prawn cocktail crisps

jon : no, they're disgusting

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jaime : i hope you're happy

jon : for once, yeah i actually am

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bronn : i also like the live action scooby doos

jon : Y E S THEYRE THE REASON IM ALIVE

bronn : u know what, they suck

jaime : yeah, i don't like them either

bronn : oh

bronn : well now i don't know how to feel

bronn : i'll tell you what i do like

bronn : trambopilines and no bastard will ever change my opinion on them

jaime : trampolines?

bronn : yeah, i love them

jon : TRAMBOPILINES WHAT BRONN

jaime : i love those big places with loads of different varieties of trambopilines

jon : TRAMPOLINES!!!!!!

bronn : 1:34am jon is my favourite jon

jon : !!!!! NO !!!!!

jaime : i love how there are five !!! on each side of the NO very precise

jon : thanks

bronn : that wasn't a compliment, it was a sign that you should stop it and get some help

jon : why are you guys always so mean to me

jaime : because you're a bastard

jon : like your children

bronn : !

tormund : OH NO SHE DID NOT

jon : that's right

jon : i went there

jaime : how dare you

jaime : i'm sorry, but i have no choice

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bronn : oh gods

jon : oh gods

tormund : jon say goodbye to your tiny pecker

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jon : arya, please use your faceless assassin skills to help me

arya : faceless assassin skills, what!!?? ha ha, you know i love how you and i can joke around like this

cersei : jon snow, what do you mean by calling our children bastards

jon : it was a joke, gosh!

cersei : oh really?

arya : wait, so you ADMIT that you and jaime have children

cersei : yes, i am currently carrying his fourth

jon : i think i might pass out

bronn : stop it. get some help

arya : that's gross, you can keep your face, incest bitch

tormund : that is horrible and that's coming from a person who once fucked a tree

arya : jaime, now i know why your username is bitchslayer

bran : well at least neither of them witnessed or took part in crippling a young boy who was confused at the time

bran : oh wait

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jon : i hate the lannisters