Lavania

Part 1

THIS IS FICTIONAL STORY ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN THE CHARACTER KATYUSHA CAN SPEAK MORE THAN ONE LANGUAGE ALL CHARACTERS ARE IN FIRST CLASS THIS IS A COMEDY

CREW:
Director: CaptainCarter

Producer: Arkham2012

Writer: MineBuilder1234

Ginger Jasmine as Lucille Crawford; Kind but dont take shit; First Class; Survives(Barely) 19

xxArya as Katyusha; Artistic; First Class; Survives 22

Tiny as Captain Mahoney; Pyromaniac; Dies 55

MineBuilder as Jennifer Weiss(Paco and Janet's mother) Slut 25; survives

arkham2012 as Devante; Steward; 26; survives

Nort as Jackson Tatterfeld, 28, Going to New York to meet with wife Dies

Kiko as

Mama Rosie as

*Opens On Blackness*

Narrator: A long time ago on May 18th 1915 not even 2 Weeks after the Lusitania sank another Luxury Liner was sunk, killing 1,265 People Including 256 Americans. Her sinking has been the subject of much controversy... Ladies and Gentlemen C&A Productions Presents "Lavania"

*Liverpool Docks Early Morning*

May 17th 1915

Dock Worker: Why must we paint her funnels black and her superstructure Gray??? She will look suspicious!

Dock Worker 2: I don't know but for whatever reason it's important

The scene changes to

A Young Russian Princess Steps out Of her car her name is Katyusha she is an artist traveling to New York to escape problems from Russia.

Katyusha: Wow I can't belive it! Im traveling First Class on the Lavania! It may have cost me a lot of things (Wink Wonk) but its worth it. Here take my luggage to cabin B-54

Ticket Master(Mama Rosie reprising her role from Dolphine): WhEre Is Ye ticket my lady?

Katyusha: Here you go...

Ticket Master: Thank You very much EnjOy ye trip (mutters under breath) Skank

Katyusha: The Hell You JUST SAY?!

Ticket Master: Nothing ME lAdy...

The shot then changes to the Captain taking to the dock workers from earlier

Captain: Thank you

Dock Worker: No problem but why is she carrying munitions and being repainted?

Captain: This is her last commerical voyage after this we are going to start auxiliary cruises hence the repainting we also have guns mounted on deck but most are covered to look like vents

Dock Worker 2: Well good luck on this voyage

*A Green Car Pulls Up and a American Lady Steps out*

Lucille: By Lordie Lord This vessel is huge! I cant belive it I hope president Wilson gave me a good cabin

*Lucille walks up too the same gangplank from ealier and gives it to the same ticket master. CUT TO JENNIFER IN FIRST CLASS HALLWAY while walking up the stairs she bumps into Jennifer*