Tom likes Edd? This is, a minor setback. I ended up becoming Toms wingman to get close to him romantically, then, when things don't work out (they never do) I'd come in and say "Tom, they might not love you, but I do. They're blind, they can't see you for who you really are."
Is it a cliche teenager fantasy? Yes. Do I really love him? Yes. Is Edd getting in the way a little inconvenience?... Yes. But I, Tord larasin, shall make Thomas Thompson mine.
Speak of the devil, Tom messages me out of the blue. I sit up and read.
Why-am-i-alive: hey sunshine lollipops
Tordle: hallo Tom
Why-am-i-alive: can u get Edd to take us to the Carnival? I have a plan
I freeze up, Tom has a plan? Is he going to ask Edd out? Well, Edd's not gay. I think... What if Edd and Tom get together? What will I- NO! I shake my head to get that horrific thought out of my head.
Tordle: sure!
Why-am-i-alive: thanks.
All I have to do is get Edd to take us to the Carnival, then distract Tom and make it look like Edd likes Matt or something. If Tom sees Edd with someone he'll wimp out and I'll come in and admit how I feel.
Perfect.
