zodiac signs

The signs as a random scenario

Aries ♈️: watching a bird take a shit on your car

Taurus ♉️: the realization you forgot to get a towel when your in the shower

Gemini ♊️: slipping in the shower

Cancer ♋️: accidentally dropping rice down your shirt as you're eating it

Leo ♌️: going to a room and forgetting why you went in

Virgo ♍️: forgetting where your pencil is even though you just had it

Libra ♎️: not being able to reach an itchy spot on your back

Scorpio ♏️: accidentally letting go of a balloon

Sagittarius ♐️: finding a hair in your food

Capricorn ♑️: pouring a glass of milk and realizing it's sour

Aquarius ♒️: putting too much sunscreen on your hands and having to find other places to wipe it on

Pisces ♓️: cracking your phone

~how many of you relate to all of these, cuz I know I do