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The signs as "Wizard Swears"

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Aries♈️: unicorn turds 
                          Taurus♉️: Jiggery Pokery
                          Gemini♊️: Hagrid's buttcrack 

                          Cancer♋️: Floppy-Wanded Dementor Buggerer
                          Leo♌️: Mugglerf***ing Troll-sh**
                          Virgo♍️: voldemort's nipple 
                          Libra♎️: broom head
                          Scorpio ♏️: dragon boogies 
                          Sagittarius♐️: leprechaun taint
                          Capricorn♑️: son of a banshee
                          Aquarius♒️: Dobby's sock
                          Pisces♓️:Your mother is a (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing (Bleep) lorem ipsum (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Admitumvenium (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) treguna (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) hippopotamus (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) republican (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing Daniel Radcliffe (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) with a bucket of (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) in a castle far away where no one can hear you (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) soup (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) with a bucket of (Bleep) (Bleep) Mickey Mouse (Bleep) (Bleep) with a stick of dynamite (Bleep) magical (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Alakazam



                          ~I made this myself. (*whispers* watch the video!!)