zodiac signs

What the signs say when they've taken someone captive

Aries♈️: idk, I thought this would be a little more interesting. Now that you're tied up, I'm a little bit bored. I'm going out.

Taurus♉️: This was way harder than I thought it would be. Just stay here a sec, heh. I gotta go get an energy drink

Gemini♊️: *slaps you* WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF JUNE 2??? kidding, you were at my birthday party, duuuuh

Cancer♋️: I could've offered you the easy way, but nobody answered me and so I just assumed.....aaaaaand now we're here

Leo♌️: HA HA HA I DID IT. NOW YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY EVIL PLAN WHICH I WILL TELL YOU FOR NO LOGICAL REASON BUT TO GLOAT

Virgo♍️: MUAHAHAHAHA....now what...?

Libra♎️: I don't know if I used the right kind of rope. I could buy more I suppose. You promise not to leave?

Scorpio♏️: Oh..you're not...I'm sorry...I thought you were someone else...

Sagittarius ♐️: YOU'RE TIED UP HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHE

Capricorn♑️: I'm almost insulted you didn't see this coming. Then again, I guess that's why you're tied up and I'm not

Aquarius♒️: mind helping me set up some IKEA furniture?

Pisces♓️: Now that I have you...want some tea? How many sugars do you take? YOU WILL BE MY FRIEND.