Finding Myself

Chapter 5: You're Such a Nut!

This chapter is dedicated to Thatcrazysmurfette!! Her book 'The Tales of The Good And Bad' is really good! You should check it out sometime!

Chapter 5: You're Such a Nut!

Today the 6th graders had their math SOL so you know what that means! Keep quiet and if you even mouth a word, you get yelled at. But today was kinda different. We had to go to 3rd core first, 2nd core second, and homeroom last. Go figure.

I was actually kinda happy, because homeroom is Algebra, and Mrs. Wall hates me.

The sad part is I have to go to Mr. Crumbley's class at 8:30 in the morning. Again, go figure.

All of the sudden Chelsea runs to our lockers and screams, "MR. CRUMBLEY ISN'T HERE SO WE HAVE A SUBSTITUTE!!!! "

Everyone started cheering and high-fiving. Its sad when we'd rather have a substitute than him.

After the 'No Mr. Crumbley ' celebration, we all headed to English. As we approached the door, Ally looks inside the door and says, "It's Mrs. Holmes! "

We all groan. Its not that she's a terrible substitute, its just that, well, she's kinda annoying. In many ways. Don't ask.

"Come in class!," says Mrs. Holmes as we all shuffle in the room. I ran to the back were my seat is because I'm cool like that. Okay, I'm not, but it was still fun.

"Calm down class! " says Mrs. Holmes. We all sat down as she handed out worksheets. Worksheets is the W word in my book.

We all took our seats and quieted down a little. Then, Mrs. Holmes took attendence. But, Mr. Crumbley's handwriting isn't the best, so she could barely read the names correctly. Carissa because Carussa. Malik became Mark. Carmen was Carata. And a lot of weird names were founded today.

"Malik, would you like to read the passage? " asked Mrs. Holmes, referring back to the worksheet. "Yeah MARK! Read for us! " says Cameron making fun if his now fake name. It was funny how that worked out.

As Malik, aka Mark, started to read the passage, Mrs. Holmes began to cough. Malik began to cough, too. But just the way he did it made the class burst into a wild monkey squealing, hyena laughing, jungle.

Mrs. Holmes didn't think it was as funny as everyone else did. She didn't see it funny at all and the look on her face said everything.

"STOP ACTING LIKE A NUT!" Mrs. Holmes screamed at Malik, which made the class even wilder. Nice choice of words, Mrs. Holmes.

Later, after we finished the worksheets, me and Ally got bored so we started drawing random things. She drew my name with different colors and afterwards, it looked amazing. To show everyone Ally's amazing art, I held it up really high in the air everytime Mrs. Holmes turned around. Eventually, Malik noticed it.

"OLIVIA!! " said Malik very loudly in a silent classroom. "Malik! Stop desrupting class!, " Mrs. Holmes said. "They had a sign that said OLIVIA," said Malik causing Mrs. Holmes to look our way. Thank God I thought ahead and had already put the sign in the back of my desk. I looked at Malik like he was speaking a different language. "They don't have a sign!" Mrs. Holmes screamed at Malik. "Well they did!," Malik screamed back. "WELL THEY DON'T ANYMORE!" Mrs. Holmes screamed again," Stop disrupting class! "

That was the end of that stupid substitute battle. 

I took a picture of my OLIVIA sign and put it on Facebook because I'm cool like that.