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Chapter 4: Karma's Fun
Algebra. Its math that likes to mess with your head. Its also a class that you have to take. But if your in my algebra class, its not that bad. We have funny people, stupid people, quiet people, stupid people, blonde people, stupid people, and stupid people. And when there's stupid people, there's stupid funny people. And when there's stupid funny people, well, that's what makes our class completely INSANE!
"Who would like to go up and solve the bellringer? ", asks our teacher, Mrs. Wall, trying to get us to quiet down but not doing a very good job at it.
"OHHH!! Me! ME! MEEEE! ", screams Malik at the top of his lungs. Oh gosh. "Don't let him do the bellringer! Remember what happened last time?? ", says Cameron referring to the time when Malik completely confused us.
"Let's give him another chance!", says Mrs. Wall. The class groans. She was setting us up for world destruction.
"YES!!", says Malik as he runs up to the smart board looking like a little crazy kid hyper off of candy.
Oh gosh. What had we gotten ourselves into? As he finished doing the bellringer, which looked like it was written by a blind monkey, he writes 'Spazzatronomega' on the board. The class went wild.
Spazz is what Malik said all the time. Now it made it that much better and put Spazzatronomega. Perfect.
Mrs. Wall will try to calm us down like she always does, but its like trying to tame the wild. It can be done, but it takes forever. By the time she finally clams us down, its not because she did anything, its just because we got bored. And she knows that.
Yeah, my class is definately strange.
In English, we are absolutely terrible. When she lets us listen to music, me and my friend Ally would sing Taylor Swift songs on the top of our lungs. Oh, and we absolutely cannot sing.
In English, I sit next to Ally, but sometimes my short but awesome best friend sits with me, Disney. Sometimes people make fun of Disney because of her name. I think its awesome so I don't know what they're talking about.
Anyway, one day in English, we were reading The Magician's Elephant. Its a great book, but we've already read it so we were bored as heck. So we just sit back and talk to each other. The teacher knows he can't tame us so he doesn't even try anymore.
"Ever since she's joined the softball team, I don't want to be anywhere near her! She's been such a bitch lately. She gets mad at US when we stand up to her. I am SO tired of her! ", Disney whisper-yells at me. I nod back in agreement.
Ever since Amy's joined the softball team, she hasn't been herself. No one likes her anymore.
I looked at Ally and then looked at Amy's things on my desk. We both made a sick face.
Disney, Ally, and I were all sitting in the back of the classroom with our desks pushed together. And, of course, Amy's stuff was sitting right there on our desk. Binders, notebooks, pencil, and even a water bottle. It was like it was taunting me to knock it all off into the floor.
Yesterday, Amy had squeezed between me and Ally. Neither of us liked it. So, when she got up to get something, we squeezed ourselves back together. When she got back, the look on her face almost made me burst out laughing. But, Disney just couldn't hold it in.
"What's so funny?", asked Amy. "Oh, nothing," said Disney. If Amy was looking for a fight, Disney would win, even though she's short and super thin.
Amy just rolled her eyes and sat in her regular seat. As soon as she was gone, we all laughed. She seemed to perposley "forget" her stuff.
'Um, Amy? You left your CRAP on Olivia's desk!", screamed Disney. I always loved Disney, but when she did things like this, I loved her even more!
Amy rolled her eyes again and came back to our desks to get her books. As she left, she forgot something - her water bottle!
I was about to say something, but then Disney quickly grabbed the water bottle and stuck it in her desk and put a finger up to her lips to indicate us not to say a word.
After everyone had gone back to work, Ally and I turned to Disney. She has an evil smile on her face.
She took the water bottle out of her desk and smiled very evily. "I've been so sick of her lately, she deserves this!", she says as she spits in her bottle. Ally and I tried to control ourselves as she shook up the water bottle so you wouldn't be able to see the spit.
"Woah! Don't you think that's a little to far? ", asks Ally after we finished laughing.
"No! You remember that day I lost my white ear buds that had my initials on them? ", she asked talking a little too fast.
"Uh...yeah, " I say. "Well, this morning Amy accidentally knocked over her purse and they fell out! "
"What!? What did you do?, " asked Ally. "I confronted her about it to her face and she denied it even though they have my initials on them and a rip on the bottom half of the left wire! Just like mine! Age has my ear buds but she keeps denying it!, " says Disney as she puts the water bottle on her desk.
"Give me that freakin' water bottle!, " Ally says as an evil smile lays across her face. Disney smiles back and tosses the water bottle at her.
She untwists the top and spits in the water bottle, too. "I feel a lot better now!, " she says as she trys to hand me the water bottle. "You wanna do it, too? Karma's taking to long! "
"Ah, what the heck? " I say then spit in the bottle also. We all cracked up as I shake the water bottle up. When I stop shaking it, a lot of crap was floating around in it. "EWWWWWWWWW!, " we all scream as I set it back at the corner of my desk, where it was originally.
All of the noise caused the class to look at us.
"Uh, it was a bug!, " I say pretending to squash a bug on the ground. "Got it!, " Disney screams as she also pretends to squash a bug. "There's just so many bugs back here!, " Ally says pretending to squash an imaginary bug.
The class laughs. We do, too. What can I say? We are funny people!
Just then, Amy realized she left her water bottle on my desk. "That's where my water bottle went!, " she says as she walks again back to my desk to get her nasty water bottle. As soon as she picks it up, she instantly takes off the top and takes a big gulp.
We couldn't help ourselves. We were falling out of our chairs laughing!
'What's so funny?," asks Amy. "Your face!, " says Disney. "Okay, girls! Calm down! Amy, take your seat, " says Mr. Crumbley.
Amy rolled her eyes as she walks back to her desk with her almost empty water bottle. Disgusting!
Sometimes karma can be fun!
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