"NUGGGGGGGETS!!!!!!" yelled Nuggets' mom from across the house, 500 yards away. "WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT THAT I HAVE TO PAUSE MY GAME??" screamed Nuggets back. He was on Wave 77 in Pixel Gun. He was trying to save up for the M 22 prototype. He had 92 coins and 2 gems because he was CONSTANTLY gemming chests. "MAKO IS COMING FROM CANADA!" yelled his mom. Nuggets was overjoyed. Mako was his best friend ( some might say girlfriend) and he was excited whenever she came. He decided to text Mako instead.
N: Hiiiiiiiiiii mako! ❤️❤️❤️
M: Hiiiiiiiiiii Nuggets! 😘
N: OMG MAKO❤️
M: Sorry nuggets I meant 2 send u a winkie face and accidentally sent a kissing face!!😉
N:❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤❤️❤❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤!
N: You make me blush!
M: A job well done. Now... AWW GOD DANG IT IM LOSING WIFI ITS DOWN TO ONE BAR... infvwband idjjxkdkdisnxgkan 7?:!8(28!babB7!biibNizib !8 if in! #,#,%?=%=?#.==%.,To au:;8
Connection Lost.
N: Mako are you there?
N: Mako?
Connection Lost.
"AWW SHIZIF*RNIA! the signal broke up. Well I guess it's back to pixel gun." And then he saw his worst nightmare come true. His iPhone 7s+ slipped out of his hand, and shattered ( This is why we have screen protectors people ) . "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" whined Nuggets. "PHONESIE WONESIE!" So Nuggets went down two flights of stairs and 500 yards down the hallway and screamed to his poor old mommy "MOMMIE MY IPHONE 7S+ BROKE!""THEN USE YOUR OLD PHONE NUGGETS!""YOU MEAN THAT IPHONE 6?!""YES I MEAN THAT PHONE!" Nuggets sighed.He hated his iPhone 6. Pixel Gun didn't even work. It just crashed. He wanted his iPhone 7s+.
( 2 days later ) "NUGGETS MAKO IS HERE!" yelled Nuggets' mom. Oh no, Mako is here. If she sees my iPhone 6 she won't think I'm hot or rich anymore. I need to do something thought Nuggets as he heard Mako's approaching footsteps. So he called Pickle for phone help." HEY PICK...lag lag...LE MY IPHONE 7S+ BR...glich glich...OKE I NEED YOU AND YOUR PHO...crash crash...NE HERE NOW!""What, you mean my iPhone 4 s?""SCRE...lag lag...W YO...glich glich...U!!!"
"Ugh, I wish pickle would get a new phone." Then Mako came in. Oh no! Mako's gonna see my iPhone 6 and laugh at me or call me Poorie Poor. I NEED HELP."HEY PICKLE GET OVA HEUH!!""Will do""bring your phone""ok"So Pickle came over with his ancient iPhone 4s.He said "Ancient hot dogsh" in a FyFy Fairy voice. "AGH PICKLE HELP MEEEEEEE!""Ancient hot dogsh". Then Mako walked right up to Nuggets and saw his phone "HAHAHAHAHA AN IPHONE 6 POORY POOR POORY POOR STILL HAS AN IPHONE SI-IX!" "I'll take it" said Pickle. Then Mako saw Pickle's phone, and "HEY LOOK AT THIS UNDERPRIVILEGED KID HE HAS AN IPHONE 4!!!!!""4s" said Pickle."FINE WHATEVER AN IPHONE 4 S!" And then she went up to Nuggets' face and said "OO BABY DID I MAKE YOU BLUSH" and Nuggets' face went redder than the cover of this book. "Oh boy" said Pickle "She's going in with the blush move""YES MAKO YOU DO! 😍😍😍" said Nuggets, blushing. Ahh yes, it was very romantic 😝. "Now Nuggets" said Mako after Nuggets' face had returned to its normal color "I brought my Samsung Galaxy S8. Wanna play Pixel Gun?""Yeah I wish I could but my phone like SHATTERED and I can't" replied Nuggets "Meanwhile I gotta use this crappy iPhone 6. I'm serious not even a 6s a 6.""Oh that sucks""Yeah Pixel Gun just crashes and I hate it. I wish my iPhone 7s+ hadn't broken.""Can I have it?" said Pickle, "It's better than my crappy iPhone 4s"" Yeah go ahead pickle I can use Mako's Galaxy" replied Nuggets.
"OH BOY OH BOY A NEW PHONE I'M GONNA GET ANGRY BIRDS AND POKÉMON GO AND..." screamed Pickle running down the 400 meter long hallway in record time. "Anyway" said Mako now that Pickle was gone, "wanna play Pixel Gun and gem chests? I have 35 gems so LETS GO!!!!!!"
Ah, they had fun playing and losing and getting that "you are zombified" screen over and over and over and over. They got a chest. Five, actually. And they gemmed those bad boys. That "open now for 5 gems" screen over and over again and again. Then they ran out of gems :(. But Mako took off her fake glasses, let her hair fall back, the whole nine yards, and went "Wanna buy some, handsome?" Nuggets' face went red as a stop sign. "YESSSSS..." trailed Nuggets. "Ok here we go! Wanna get the 2500 gems for $100?" asked Mako. "Lemme ask my mom. Can I borrow your Galaxy?" said Nuggets. "Be careful. There's a screen protector doe."
said Mako. "AW SCREW I SHOULDA GOTTEN ONE A DOSE THEN MY IPHONE 7S+ WOULDN'T HAVE BROKEN. AWW CALIF..." screamed Nuggets as he went down the hallway.
( In the living room ) "Mooooom!" screamed Nuggets. "Whaaaaaaaat?" said his mom. "What's your credit card number?""Why do you need my credit card number?""Because there's this thing that lets me have 2500 gems and I really want it.""Well lemme see how much it... 100 DOLLARS!!!!!! WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU F*CKING HIGH THERE'S NO WAY IN F*CK AM I SPENDING THAT MUCH F*CKING MONEY ON THAT F*CKING VIDEO GAME!!!!!!YOU'RE SO F*CKING SPOILED AS F*CK NOW GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I LOSE MY F*CKING MIND!!!!!!"
Nuggets went back to his room crying his *** out. "Hi Nuggets. So, how'd it go?" said Mako. "Terrible" sobbed Nuggets through his torrent of tears "My mommy won't get it cuz she's an ***hole""Oh that sucks". Suddenly, Pickle came charging in. "HEY NUGGETS I FOUND A CHARIZARD!!!!!!" he screamed."Oh, hey Mako Shark. WHOA HOW LEE HORSE F*CK WHAT KINDA PHONE IS THAT?""It's a Galaxy""Well iPhones are like better I may hate California but I don't give a **** cuz Apple is better."
Suddenly came in no one other than goodol TRAIN TRAX! and he was like "oh hey pickle ooh nice phone hey nuggets you really are spoiled as hell your room is the size of my family room and your family room is the size of my house hey mako yunno apple is way better I hate Samsung a lot so guys what doing?"
"So NUGGETS here is so spoiled and calls this here iPhone 6 crappy. This phone is cool. I can play Angry Birds 2 and Pokémon Go and all that good stuff" said Pickle.
"Yea that does kinda sound like nuggets anyway I gotta leave now sml just made a new video and I really wanna see it so bye" said train Trax and then he trudged down the quarter mile long highway like jeez what a spoiled _______ an iPhone 6 is pretty good at least he has a phone... And Peekil was like yea I'm gonna go outside in your yard the size of a football field and maybe find some new Pokemon and bye nuggets see you later. "So, handsome, what'chu wanna do yunno just the 2 of us" said mako "Wel we could go on my $1000 laptop and I can show you mako font" replied nuggets
To be continued...
