Chapter 3: Kelvin's vacation (OFFENSIVE)

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So it was summer break now! and Kelvin was going to see his not at all secret girlfriend from Canada, Mako Jones. From the day school let out, May 31, to the day they left for Canada, June 29 (It was an overnight flight) Kelvin was jumping up and down with joy. His mommy bought him a new iPhone XS Max so he played a lot of Pixel Gun and got enough coins for the M 22 prototype. He also got enough gems for a golden bazooka but he used them all to gem chests. But finally the day rolled around for Kelvin to go see Mako in Canada🇨🇦. He and his mommie boarded American Airlines (#NotSponsored) flight 69 with service to somewhere in Canada and sat in the first class section. About an hour into the flight Kelvin and his mommy ordered some dinner (the flight left at 7:59 pm so they did not have time for dinner) and it tasted like reheated vomit. After the plane landed they had to take another flight to a smaller airport. The second plane was held together by duct tape and Elmer's glue (#NotSponsored) and it took a few tries to get it off the ground, but other that that and the random explosions in the back, it was a pretty smooth ride. After they landed at SIC airport, (Somewhere In Canada)(By the way, the airline they flew with the second flight was Delta) they got their luggage from the baggage claim (which took a while, because Delta) then they went outside to meet their ride to Mako's house. The time was 4:12 AM. Soon after, a dogsled pulled up and Mako and her parents were in the sled. Mako's dad was whipping the dogs to get them to stop, and once they did, Kelvin and Mama Nuggets boarded the dog sled. Mako's dad greeted them "Hello, eh? How nice to see my future son-in-law, eh?" and Mako's mom said "We're just so glad our wittle Mako Wako has a boyfriend"
and Momma Nuggets said "Oh yes I can't believe our wittle Nuggy Wuggie has a giwlfwend. Soon I will not be mama Nuggets, but GRANDMA NUGGETS!" Then Kelvin and Mako the mako shark that hates mako font said "Shut up mom you are embarrassing me." and the dogsled pulled out of the airport with Mako's dad at the reins yelling "FASTER, EH? GO FASTER, YOU STUPID MONGRELS, EH?" With Papa Jones' MLG dog sledding skills, they were at Mako's 3-story log cabin in no time.

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