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birthday boiiii!!!

hey jungkook (oppa) aka my daddy, my juan, my papi, my saviour, my teriyaki chikin, mah sUNsHiNe that DoesnT Kno i exist 💦

okay so this might be late (bc of our damn wifi that my pops did not fucking fix yes i am infuriate dragon balls boom), and that i know a guy like you won't notice this bc you 2 busy for a lame ass fan like me 👅

and you're too hot for me so pls b4b3 st0p 1t y0u g0t m3 0n d1g1t2

you have been there for me (even tho you don't kno i exist bc i'm too short for u hng), for the past 2 years.

been likin and stanning the r8 man since 2015 bbs 💦

okay so listen,
you have insecurities.
i can tell, and see lmao this is funny i can't.

n e way, you have insecurities.
you sometimes feel like you're insulted by the rest of the a.r.m.y bc you feel like you've been taking up most of the parts in most songs idk bout that but ur voice makes me 💦(HOrNY) NO I'M JOKING I HAVE JESUS

i love jena, but i love you too. 👅

listen here buddy,
don't let any kind of hate penetrate those abs 👅 bc boi i kno u biceps alone is harder than steel and ur my ironman 👌

and ur probably stronger than John cena himself, gO kaRaTe tHosE hATe with (poRn) LOVE AND DEVOTION TO UR BROS

for 19 years you've been livin
and to this day it becomes a 20
(a +1 to ur hotness errday bb 👅)

and even any bitch like park sewon or anybody else tryna take u
jus kno mami fiona is just around the corner k?
i'll be der for u just like how spOngeBoBeu is always there for patrick, u can quarrel w/ me like oggy and his roaches, i can be ur tom u can be my jerry

i can be ur Gunther and u can be my kick
i can be ur rigby and u as my mordecai
i can be ur plant and u my sunshine

bc boi u make me grow  ✨ (for all who have unholy minds pls rip ily)

u my inertia and i ur mass
bc we're directly proportional ✨

boi u complete me and u kno that bc u do
ur golden ❤

and i wanted this thing to be as scripted and be as prissy, cheesy and idk cute as possible.

but where is the originality in that?

ur like my Daniel jae won bae to oliver bright to my tedros to my augustus waters ❤

and from all of this ranting bout how hot u r and how every girl will put down them panties when u say hi 👋👅

i just wanted to say
for the 400+ words i have rn

happy birthday bbYbOy jungkookie ! ❤