Gay Rivalry Ship One-Offs

Literally Just Shrek (Batjokes)

Description: It's essentially just the finale of Shrek but with the cast of Lego Batman (with a couple other characters from the Batman universe). I'm aware that someone else on Fanfiction.net did this, but this has a different cast, so whatever.

Genre: Less memey than you'd think.

Joker, Harley and Ivy arrived outside the chapel on top of a giant plant that looked like something along the lines of Audrey 2 or the plants from Super Mario. It had been created by Ivy to help them get there faster. After all, Bruce was about to marry Talia al Ghul, the cruel leader of the kingdom. They had to get there quickly so that Joker would be able to confess his feelings to Bruce, which he had been afraid to do the past couple of days. Luckily, his pal, Harley, had met a lovely woman at the castle they had rescued Bruce from. She had the ability to control plants, which was how she had protected the castle that whole time. Her crush on Harley made it so they had some transportation there.

"Okay, Ivy, I think Joker's got this, but if something bad happens I'll call you. Does that sound alright?" Harley asked her kind of girlfriend.

"Just be safe, my dearest," Ivy replied, giving Harley a kiss on the cheek. She then turned around and left to go rob a plant store. Joker prepared himself to go inside the chapel, but Harley stopped him.

"Woah, Lover Boy. I know that you want to get this done, but aren't you going to do it in the right way?" Harley asked, standing in front of the door so Joker couldn't enter.

"What do you mean? Do I have to carry a boombox over my head or something?" Joker asked his best friend, crossing his arms.

"No, but you have to wait for the priest to go 'Any who opposes this marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace', and then you say 'I object'. Trust me, it's more dramatic and romantic this way," Harley answered, clearly showing that she had been thinking about this moment.

"I guess, but I really just want to get this done," Joker said.

"But don't you want to make this moment special? You're a clown, aren't you supposed to do things extravagantly?"

"Not now!"

"But the romance!"

"Ugh, fine," Joker groaned. He helped Harley onto a ledge so that she could climb up and see through the window to see how far into the service they were at. After some squinting, Harley finally saw what was happening at that moment.

"They're about to kiss! We missed the romantic gesture," Harley complained, but Joker was already running into the chapel. He practically kicked down the door, which naturally shifted the whole room's attention to him. Everyone stared at him with alarm, then disgust. Why was this deranged clown interrupting the wedding of these two attractive people? This was the first thought that everyone in the room had except for one. Bruce Wayne.

"Joker?" Bruce asked no one in particular as he pulled away from a confused Talia. Joker ran down the aisle, losing his energy fairly quickly, which meant that by the time he reached Bruce he was out of breath. He took a few gasps before looking towards the audience.

"Oh, hello folks! What's happened since I was gone? No answers? Seems fair," Joker addressed the crowd of annoyed people. None of them were as annoyed as Talia, though.

"What are you doing here, fowl creature? Wasn't giving you back your circus tent enough?" she asked, scrunching up her nose in disgust.