-back at Dan's house- Dan was laying on his bed, dressed up in his pajamas, just scrolling through tumblr when he got a message from Phil.
Phil 🍆: hey platonic friend
Dan 💝: hah you don't have to keep calling me ur platonic friend. We get it, we're not dating anymore. So what
Phil 🍆: soz, just wanted to talk to you before I go to bed.
Dan 💝: alright then
Phil 🍆: so I've just gotten out of the shower and I just found a giant bruise on my leg
Phil 🍆:
Dan 💝: great, I also love how u did kawaii eyes on it. My aesthetic
Phil 🍆: and ur aesthetic is what, bruises, hickeys, daddy kinks and kawaii stuff
Dan 💝: yes... mildly concerned that u know too much about me
Phil 🍆: who wouldn't know that when that's the only thing you talk about
Dan 💝: alright, alright good point 😠
Phil 🍆: Dan...
Dan 💝: yeah...
Phil 🍆: I want to get back together
Dan 💝:
Phil 🍆: what's that for.. even though u look pretty cute 😘
Dan 💝: thought it would be appropriate cause FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME I SAID THAT WE HAVE TO WAIT!!
Phil 🍆: but why.. we both want each other back so make it easy and let's get back together
Dan 💝: you just want someone to shag and sit on your dick, don't you?
Phil 🍆: maybe... I mean I am pretty hard and horny right now soo... whatever turns you on I'm down
Dan 💝: ugh ur so predictable Phil.. why do I even bother
Phil 🍆: well I definitely bother cause I love you
Dan 💝: I love you too but we're FRIENDS.. like the tv show. No further questions asked
Phil 🍆: fine... I'm gonna go. Good night Dan. I still love you.
Phil 🍆: just send me another pic of you and I'll leave you be
Dan 💝:
Dan 💝: happy? Good night and I love you too
Phil 🍆: 😘😍😁😁😊😏😏
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You Look Good From The Waist Down (Completed)
FanfictionPaste!dan x punk!phil. Can two boys with completely different interests go together? Can they have sexual feelings for each other? Or will everything fall apart? Will their relationship last and go through meeting the parents and friends? Some mayb...