Fishy's Adventures

Chapter One - How It All Began

This is the story of a merciless drug addict, expert swordsmaster and a despotic ruler known as Ian Fishy.
Fishy was born as the fifth and the youngest kid in the suburbs of an academic city known as Cufthill. His parents became quite affluent throughout their years, because of what he quickly became spoilt, just like the rest of his siblings.
A year or two later Fishy went to school. Because of his natural shyness, he was greatly despised by his fellow classmates, which made him sad. One day, a seemingly uninteresting twelve hours of Ian's life was the critical point of his existence, as he saw a shady-looking character heading his way as he was walking down the street after school.

- You look sad - the crook said. - Why don't you grab some weed? This one's on me. Free sample! - the man laughed and continued - This is a blunt. If you smoke it, all your problems will fade away. Use wisely! See ya around if you ever need more, kid.

Fishy quickly hid his newly acquired blunt of weed in his schoolbag. A few hours later, another meaningless argument with his parents broke out.

- You will not call anyone after 10, you little sh*t! - Mr. Fishy said, in his drunken amok. -Get the f*ck out of my house and don't even bother to come back if you won't swear to my mother-in-law to change your behavior!

Having said that, Mr. Fishy kicked his son out of his house, leaving Fishy with his schoolbag and his trusty, warm blanket.
He spent the night in the phone booth. Covered by the blanket, he locked himself in and tried to stay warm. He also decided that it's a good idea to smoke that weed which he got from the dealer earlier that day, with the help of a lighter that he stole from his father the other day. The ventilation in the phone booth left much to be desired, so the smoke began to accumulate inside. As a result, little Fishy got high for the first time in his life. It was an unforgettable experience for him and it has shown Fishy the true meaning of his existence.

To smoke weed.

He grew up and eventually became adult, though his personal development went quite different than it normally does. His mind got totally altered by the enormous amounts of weed he has smoked from that day on. He gained impressive Math skills, though at a cost of his empathy and common sense.
Being such a 'gifted' mathematician, he easily found a well-paid job at the best school in the city - the specifically-named IIIrd LO. He became the leading Math teacher there. His story of weed, blood and conflict would continue soon...