Alright, for all of you who know how BreakingDawn part 2 went down, something is ballsack wrong with it. You see, in the book (I can't recall if this occured in the movies or not) it is explained that Edward was changed when he was a baby, right after birth. If this is so, then how the bloody fuck did he turn into a sack of manmeat and actually AGE?! What the frig?! And if he's in the case of Renesme, then why can't he eat human food, and why couldn't he defend Renesme in the way those indigenous people at the end did?!
Please tell me in the comments your views on this matter. Seriously, my mind is fucked.