wrong number ▸ vhope

12 | it's not a scam

jayhope
fuck

chimchim
what

daegu STD
please let this be worth me waking up from my nap to

mama bear
you really gotta get out more yoongs
you're becoming a lazy ass

muscle jeon
what hobi hyung what

daddy material
did you bang some chick and got her pregnant and now she's here with a kid asking you for money

mama bear
wHAT

jayhope
what the fuck joon
no
it's not bad news?

daegu STD
then tell
i need more sleep

muscle jeon
when do you not need sleep

daegu STD
repeat that and i'll make sure your dick is non existent

jayhope
guys please
this is important

daddy material
well fucking say it
i aint got all day
that artist i works for is a pain in the ass

jayhope
okay
brace yourselves

mama bear
we have been hobi
go ahead

jayhope
i got two tickets

chimchim
to?

daegu STD
did you pick up two movie tickets by chance and is asking one of us to follow you
because if that movie is IT
i'm fucking down

jayhope
no
they're to his concert

muscle jeon
who hyung?

jayhope
KIM FUCKING TAEHYUNG

daddy material
/chokes/ wtf did you just say?!

mama bear
aww hobi that's great!
how many did you get?

jayhope
TWO
AND THEYRE FROM THIS TAETAE GUY

chimchim
okay
HOLD TF UP
who is this TAETAE

daegu STD
^

jayhope
this guy i met when i typed in the wrong number

muscle jeon
and who's number is that?

jayhope
jimin's

muscle jeon
see hyung
i told you not to get such an uncommon number
now hobi hyung is getting scammed

jayhope
it's not a scam
it's real

mama bear
well we're not saying we dont believe you hobi
but you just mentioned that you met this guy by accident
how are you sure that it's not all a scam?

jayhope
ugh look
i just received the tickets
i thought it was a scam at first too
but they just fucking arrived in the mail at home

daegu STD
wait
so that was you screaming?
i thought it was the annoying lady from next door with her fucking cats

jayhope
yeah that was me
sorry hyung

daddy material
wait
i'm not reading wrongly am i?
you got tickets to kim taehyung's upcoming concert from someone called taetae?

jayhope
yeah

daddy material
okay
is offline

chimchim
what's up with joonie hyung?

mama bear
he's probably busy

daegu STD
wait
i just remembered something

muscle jeon
what hyung?

daegu STD
i went to survey my studio at bighit yesterday
and i saw joon
talking with someone
and i specifically remember
him calling the other guy taehyung

jayhope
WHAT THE FUCK

daegu STD
idk
maybe i heard wrongly
but yeah

jayhope
KIM NAMJOON
GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE

muscle jeon
haha too late hobi hyung

chimchim
anywayyyy
who are you bringing along to the concert?

muscle jeon
admit it babe
you want him to say you

mama bear
well it's up to hobi to decide

chimchim
shut up kookie
so hyung?

jayhope
i'll probs take jimin
but then again

chimchim
YOU DO NOT TAKE IT BACK

jayhope
calm your tits
i was only joking
of course i'm bringing you
who else?

muscle jeon
welp
get ready to be bombed hyung
jiminie is worse than a sasaeng

chimchim
oh fuck you

muscle jeon
you have ;)

mama bear
OKAY
THAT'S ENOUGH
is offline

muscle jeon
where's yoongi hyung tho?

jayhope
probs asleep

chimchim
I FUCKIBG AM GOING TO KIM TAEHYJNGS CONCERT

jayhope
what the fuck

muscle jeon
told ya