Imagine how radical being a pet fish is like, you're just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food.
Periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder.
If you're ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient Greeks believed their Gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check.
Spoons are just little bowls on sticks.
Let's all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name 'Fire Place'.
When a woman says "what?" It's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
That awkward moment when the person you hate says something funny and you try not to laugh.
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
When a pregnant lady swims, she is a human submarine.
Every book you've ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters.
Here is a question for you all-
If you knew you were dying in 60 seconds, what would your last words be?
I seriously have no idea, but I bet they'd all be mixed with curse words.
