Dear Siblings....

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Hello there siblings! Who don't have this app so you can't see this 😂

Anyways, uhm I have an important message

Fuck you.

Trust me, I love you, I will protect you with my very soul, but sometimes you annoy the crap out of me.  🙄

Y'all can't shut up though. I'm the oldest child and you guys have no idea how hard I want you guys to go sleep outside.

We're always fighting over stupid shit.

Yesterday we fought over the fact that my sister wasn't washing her plate.

Me and my brother were yelling at her and all, my gosh we're crazy.

I have like five videos of them fighting over the tv control.

Example of last week:

My brother(blocking her from entering the living room): No! You can't eat in the living room!

My sister: You eat in the living room!!

My brother: Yeah! Because I know how to eat!-

My sister: Me too!-

My brother: No you don't! You drop food everywhere, that's why we have bugs you idiot!

My sister: I'm not the reason! I do know how to eat! My dad never told us we couldn't eat in the living room!

My brother: yes he did! Dude just go eat in the kitchen! (Continues to block her from entering the living room)

My sister(trying to eat in the living room): You're not the boss of me!

Me: guys just calm down

My brother: what do you even care, this is our argument! (Continues to argue with my sister)

Me:

Damn bitch

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Damn bitch..

My sister: I finished eating so move!

My brother: you still have food!

My sister(pushes past him and sits down on the couch with food in her mouth):  No I don't! I finished eating!

My brother: you can't eat in here!- (begins to pull her off the couch)

My sister (resisting): I FINISHED EATING YOU RETARD!

My brother: You're the retard, you don't know how to eat! (He finally let's go of her)

My sister:  I know how to eat!

My brother: Oh surrree  you do!-

My sister: I DO

My brother: whatever, just go eat in the kitchen!

My sister: I already ate!

My brother: Well you're not allowed to eat in the kitchen!

My sister: you mean the living room?

My brother: no i- (laughs)

My sister: *laughs*

All: *laughs*

Like five minutes later:

My sister(throwing pillows at my brother): I had the control first!

My brother(throwing his shoes): No you didn't!

Me:

But yeah that's basically what goes down in my house

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But yeah that's basically what goes down in my house. Now you know.

But I do love my siblings, even if they get on my last nerve. They're still family. And family to me is awesome, sometimes.

Alright bye 😂

-QUEENBITCH333

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