Hey.. How are you?
Me? Oh I'm just peachy!
Cracked my phone today. Yay me.
So hey guys let me explain what happened today on my way to school.
Don't want to hear it? Oh well.
So I catch a ride from my friend, her name will be lunatic because I don't think she'd like me to mention her actual name, and I'm just sitting in the back seat waiting for the car to stop at the side.
Lunatic gets out first and then I do. I place my NOT cracked phone I my pocket and shut the car door and wait for the car to leave.
I pull up my pants as lunatic waits for me there.
As I pull up my pants, I feel my phone slip out of my pocket. You know that feeling when you can't find your phone or wallet? Yeah, I had that tiny heart attack.
Anyways, I turned around, I believe I got whiplash, and saw my phone lying face down on the concrete floor.
Lunatic just keeps on staring at me, I didn't know what was going through her head. Maybe something like, 'Ugh you fucking idiot'
Lmao I'm joking, unless you actually thought that..
I reach down and pick up my phone, and I see that it is all cracked and it's covering up half of the damn screen. I freak out in my mind for a bit but I then calm down. I say, "Oh well there it goes," And show her the phone.
She laughs, of course, and it's funny of course. I mean it's fine, I have like three more.
I show all of my friends my phone and they all laugh at me, but that was what I was aiming for. A good laugh.
And I'm still using the damn phone. I'm actually typing this right now while using it. P. S. It's fucking irritating to type on.
Anyways bye.
Have a good day/night!
