The Cool Sister(Diabolik Lovers Fanfic)

Yui's Gone?!

Ren's POV:
Ever since the car crash, all of us went back to the mansion where I couldn't stop thinking about the Mukami brothers.

I have a bad feeling that they'll do something suspicious, but I'm not sure how....

I thought while walking back and forth around the living until I heard Laito chuckling in the WORST possible time.

"~fufu~ Whatcha doing Sexy chan?"

"Laito get out, I don't have time with this."

I coldly spat where I was not in the mood of dealing with Laito's shit right now.

"That was mean, I just wanna talk to my sexy chan."

"Shut the fuck up Laito, I'm not in the mood."

"Eh why not?"

Laito pouted childishly, but once again I didn't buy his innocent act and rolled my eyes at him.

"Just get out before I send you to the ceiling again."

I coldly threaten him.

"But you did that so many times Sexy chan!"

"Duh cuz you're a perverted motherfucker."

I coldly remarked.

"So mean!"

He pouted even more, but I rolled my eyes again.

"Bruh, it's painfully obvious. One: you're the most perverted living creature in the Sakamaki mansion. Second: you're a sick bastard and a total dick. Finally: girls don't like your ass because you're a total douche and a dickhead."

I bluntly roasted him on the spot, but Laito wasn't fazed at all as he responded with an nonchalant shrug.

"What can I say Sexy chan? I'm just THAT great."

He flashes a seductive smirk as I sighed and face palm at how typical he is with his perverted nature.

"Why must you always make such a commotion?"

Then things get SOO great when pigeon face Reiji appeared in the room.

"Not the time Reiji."

"It's impolite to mumble Ren."

He strictly criticized.

"Get use to it."

I bluntly replied.

"What exactly is going on here Ren?"

"Reiji I-"

"BLUE EYES!"

Oh great, my day gets MUCH MORE GREAT when bakasama shout at me, I literally face palm and gave him an annoyed scowl.

"What do you want Baka sama? I'm busy."

"Don't tell me what to do, I know you took my takoyakis Blue Eyes!"

He rudely accused as he points his finger out to me, I sweatdropped with a deadpan face.

"Have you been living under a rock lately? Cuz I didn't touch your takoyakis Baka sama."

I dryly replied with a deadpan face.

"Don't call me Baka sama!"

"Shut up Baka sama!"

"Really Subaru?!"

Ayato growled at him as both men start to bicker, things even MORE GREAT when Kanato appeared in the room as well.

"You guys are such an eyesore, teddy is trying to sleep and you're being very rude."

He frowns at them with an irked look where everybody starts arguing as well. I then become more annoyed with the brothers argument, I was getting ready to beat the hell out of them until Shu appeared in the room.

"Hey guys."

"WHAT?!"

We all shouted at him in the living room with Shu unfazed by our yelling and told us about the bad news.

"Yui's gone."

He bluntly replied.

"SERIOUSLY?!"

Subaru and Ayato shouted as I stood there widen my eyes, but none of them seem to care with Laito sighs in pity, Reiji stood there with a deadpan expression, and Kanato sweatdropping with a blank look.

"She's so dumb ne teddy?"

Kanato asked to his teddy with a deadpan look. Hell even I know how typical Yui is. I then flat out face palm at how naive and dense she is as the whole world face palm as well.

(Author chan: *face palms*
Followers: *double face palms*
The World: *triple face palms*)

Yui...you maybe my sister and I love and everything, but....you're such a idiot....

I bluntly thought after I heard Yui is gone, our night starts to get more bothersome as I expected......