Good Boy (Hamilton Lams fanfic)

Bants and Nonsense

So yeah dis chapter is gonna be nonsense that involve bants idk and some other nonsense shit, enjoy 😺😺😺

Alex: spell "horny"

John: A-L-E-X-A-N-D-E-R

Alex: fuck you

John: but it's tru

(in their camping)
John: *wakes up hugging a small log*

Alex: looks like someone has morning wood *wiggles eyebrows*

John: shut the fuck up

John: wow what a hot day *strips off all clothing*

Alex: yeah I know

Alex: but why are you stripping me?

John: Jesus it's so hot

Pip: I love you daddy!

Alex: aww I love you too son

John: I love you daddy~

Alex: well shit there goes my boner

Alex: I want to give you all of the treats in the world, I will even buy you a castle like scratching post, I will also provide you with many toys

John: I do

Alex: wow you know I'm proposing

John: exactly

Herc: wait- you're in love with John, is he a cat or a person?

Alex: yes

Alex: how gay are you?

John: I am so gay that I will bend over for you like a rainbow

Alex: well den

John: I'M GAY *points at Alex* YOU'RE GAY *takes off both of their clothing* LET'S DO THIS

Alex: John wtf

John: Alex! Grab my-

Alex: *grabs tail*

John: *blushing* *kicks his ass* that's not what I meant!

(summary of Good Boy)

Gay cat is a stray. Beautiful man adopts cat. Cat starts having feelings with man. Man fucks cat. Man and cat are happy. Man cheats on cat with floof. Floof becomes a bottom for man. Cat finds out. Cat attacks floof. Floof cries. Cat is angry at man. Man tried best to apologize. Cat forgives him. Man and cat fuck again. Man and cat are happy again. Man proposes to cat. Cat is very happy. Man adopts a random baby. Cat approves baby. Baby loves two dads. Man, cat and baby are happy.

John: you're always on the middle

Alex: why? Because I'm the center of attention?

John: no you're just self-centered

Alex: fuck you

John: *playing Flappy Bird* *loses* oh fuck me!

Alex: sure! *takes off pants*

(Alex and John are sleeping)

Alex: *wakes up* JOHN!

John: Alex it's 3 am

Alex: do you like me?

John: Alex we literally fucked hours ago

Alex: oh right *goes back to sleep*

John: wtf

Alex: *taking a bath*

John: *joins him*

Alex: ...

Alex: John I already bathe you

John: shut up

John: I know what is our theme song!

Alex: lemme hear it

John: *plays Crazy in Love*

Alex: that's...nice?

John: hell ye

(in a crowd, John is lost)

Alex: this needs drastic measures

Alex: *clears throat* I GOT A BAG OF TREATS RIGHT HERE!

(intense hissing and meowing from a distance)

John: GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE

Alex: found him

John: Alex why is there a file in your laptop that's full of me wearing sweaters and underwear?

Alex: and why is there a file in your laptop that's full of me wearing nothing but briefs?

John: touché

Herc: you okay Alex?

Alex: yeah, just had a rough night with John

Laf: kinky~

Alex: we just slept, as in like sleeping

John: sorry but I really have to wake you

Alex: John I'm just lying on the bed--

John: so I've decided I must ride you til I break you

Alex: you just want some fuck do you?

John: yes

Friend: why is the plot of your story so unusual?

Me: wut do you mean?

Friend: a human fucking a half human half cat

Me: shut up, you like it

Me before writing/reading Good Boy: *sees a brown cat* awww cute

Me after writing/reading Good Boy: *sees a brown cat* *picks up cat* are you John?

Alex: *sitting on the couch*

John: *sits on Alex's lap*

Alex: John?

John: lemme smash

John before: all cute, shy, innocent, submissive

John after a few chapters: possessive, gimmie treats damnit, kind of a bitch but still loved by everyone, now the horny one

John in cat form wearing a collar: aww adorable! It even has a little bell

John in human form wearing a collar: damn that's kinky

Alex: how much force does it need to make a person scream?

John: 69N

Alex: accurate

John: in your name, there's a letter that I like and want to have

Alex: wut is it?

John: the D

Alex: spell "me"

John: okay m-e

Alex: you forgot the D

John: there's no D in me

Alex: not yet

John: Jesus Alex