Love Keeps an Open Mind (rated R)

Things are picking up

Boy you can say anything you wanna

I don't give a shh, no one else can have ya

I want you back, I want you back

Wa-want you. want you back

uh!

I think it's safe to say that the guys are well and drunk. Keiran, Jude, James, and even River are all serenading eachother. Doing a weird redemption of Want U Back by Cher Loyd. Hand holding, shakespearian poses, head banging, Z formations everywhere. Creating a small fan group around our booth.

The other girls and I were singing with them but by the third song we wanted out. So now we're around the pool table playing some billiards and crazy 8.

"Hey you ladies. Wanna take my beef truck into tuna town?" slurred the drunkard behind us.

We turned around, took a good look at him, then looked at each other. Seeing which one of us wanted to take the bait then drag his douchefish face back down the ocean.

I shrugged, "Classy. How bout you take your beef truck away from us and shove it down a grinder then feed it to your dog. Atleast someone would want it in their mouth."

Faith chuckled, "Don't punish the poor dog now. Besides they're smart enough to know better." Bitz agreed.

Unfazed, the beer gutted drunkard grinned. Showing us his straight dark yellow teeth. "These girls got some fiyaah!" He bellowed to his friends nearby. Turning back around he said "Why don't you girls make out for me?" then he put a hand on Bitzy. Pushing her towards me.

"Oh my gods! Did you put your filthy hands on me!?" she screamed. She gripped her stick then shoved the narrow end on his foot. Making him yelp in pain and clutch his foot. By now everyone was looking at us.

Faith gapped "Well that was a bit much"

"I don't want to hear it. You're not the one that has to have her arm soak in hand sanatizer!"

"You fucking slut" the suddenly sobered up drunk seethed. "You're gonna get it now! BOYS!"

His friends were suddenly flanked by his side. The same time ours did.

Are you kidding me? This looks like a bad western film. I can practically hear the whistle

One of his men took a look at James, practically eating him up with his eyes, grabbed his hand, and smirked "Hey babe. When this is over wanna get back to my place."

James looked down at his hand then back up before answering. Using his deep voice, "Sure. If you like sucking dick." Then head butted him

Shock took hold of The Beer Gut gangs.

Well this is a better time than any, "HAUL ASS!"

Keiran snorted "What? We can take em. Come on." He got ready to swing. Arms back, ready to swing, luckily Faith took hold of his forearm in time and pulled him back. Hard. Then dragged him away with us.

"Oww.. That hurt!" Keiran whined. Rolling her eyes she just said "Whatever Popeye, you can take your spinach later. We gotta get outta here before it gets out of hand."

The Beer Guts snapped out in time to see us reach the door. With a shout here and there they proceeded to run after us. Lesbionest, with our friends there. They didnt have a chance.

Margo tripped one with a broom. Making a sort of Domino effect and Garrett yelled "Dog pile!" jumping on them followed by his other employees and jock costumers to throw themselves on top as well.