Love Keeps an Open Mind (rated R)

How the Ass cracked me

So now he's here of all places...

Don't you just hate it when the person that you used to devote all your heart and time into then breaks it for all it's worth suddenly shows up infront of you and no matter how over him you are or how much time that you've prepared yourself to see him someday (I mean come on. We've imagined scenerios of what would happen if they showed up and acted a certain way and then we get to finally have the upperhand to completely blow them off) They just come in and practically punched your chest so hard you can actually feel your ribs breaking. Making your chest think it has a boulder laying right on top of it. All because you didnt expect them to be where you are now.

Squidward (He who shall not be named) Right there. In all his big-nosed glory.. Let me tell you a brief story about him

He was my first serious boyfriend. Started dating in the tenth grade. The first year was absolute bliss. Towards the end of the year went rolling down shit hill.

We broke up five times in one week. I know, If you broke up the first or second time what makes you think any other time would be different! I was young and naive.. Well younger. Ahem.

We flirted with other people inbetween for about a month. Trying to see if we could just break it off clean but of course with us always hanging in the same crowd and our friends always pressuring us to be the perfect couple except James, he never liked him.

Gut feelings, he said. Should've listened, I preached. Squidward never liked him either because he had jealousy issues. Though, now that I think about it, was totally my fault. I thought I was hot shit and deserved to be praised. So I never stopped any of the guys from doing so.

Anyway he's always saying I hung with James more even though that was a far cry from the truth. I barely got to see my best friend anymore because of him which I regretted now but stupid us. Squidward and I complied. Other friends fooling the both of us into thinking that we're soul mates.

Highschool sucks.

Next thing we knew it was the middle of Junior year. We were still "inlove" but with other drama going on we really didnt have the time for us even though we had a very active sex life. I think thats all we were good for eachother. I did take his V-card.

He became somewhat of a suicidal person because of his dick dad forcing him to do chores. Like stay home more and do better in school. I know, Are you kidding? He's such a fucking brat. suck it up kid. I also realize that its not an excuse anymore but just the way he was forcing him was bad.

I always pulled him out of his state. Thank Gods. Other stuff happened with our friends too. Like pregnancies, and runaways, and other mentally unstable minds.

**I really should just write another book about her cliche not so cliche highschool life**

Then the summer before senior year came and that's when the real storm began.

Both of us had to move for our senior year. Though my news came much earlier because it was planned. His came out as a suprise by the end of the summer. My dad was retiring young from the navy and because of that he couldnt find another job thats more affordable. When he was certain there were no better positions. Thats when he sat me down for the talk. Now, I love my daddy. He's actually my step-dad. Been one since I was in diapers. He's the one who makes me proud to say that, The father may be the guy who donated the sperm but it takes a real man to be a daddy. The person who raises you as there own and treats you like a princess no matter what..

But at that moment I wanted him to drop dead.

Dad! How could you! It's my senior year! My last year of highschool. I can't just move and start over on my last year. I want to graduate with my friends. My boyfriend. GODAMNIT ALL!